Popehat: New York Times: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Too Old For This Fight And Should Drop Out And Let Luke Or Possibly C3PO Replace Him For The Good Of The Galaxy

New York Times: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Too Old For This Fight And Should Drop Out And Let Luke Or Possibly C3PO Replace Him For The Good Of The Galaxy

I’m getting some suggestions that I was specifically trying to provoke a WELL ACTUALLY response and I am shocked you would think that of me

Chewbacca 2024 Or He’ll Rip Your Arms Off

You would never

Luke Newsom would be perfect right now 😅 😉

it’s the hat

If there’s something you love it’s being talked down to and brosplained

There are no good movie metaphors for U.S politics right now, but at minimum, this is way closer to Jarjar Binks vs. Boss Nass than anything to do with a very cool wise guy fighting an absolute badass. =P

Donald Trump voice: "We don't like the Naboo, do we folks. We don't like them. The Naboo, they think they're so smart, don't they, they think their brains so big." Joe Biden: "HOW RUDE!"

I know you’d *never do that.

Um, actually, it's UM ACTUALLY!!

WELL, actually STOP IT NOW! youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...

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But Obi-Wan became more powerful when Darth Vader struck him down!

Still #RidingWithBiden

Did you ask where a mansplainer gets his water?

He taps the sign?

From a well, actually.

Ohhhh I see

Did you respond to one with…

this is a legally binding joke right

oh look my shocked face

C3PO is Gavin Newsome

I felt the pull to well actually, but I restrained… like a goddamned adult.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find that WELL ACTUALLY goes on here.

Philadelphia Inquirer: Vader should drop out.

To serve his country, Donald Trump should leave the race | Editorial Boardwww.inquirer.com Biden had a horrible night Thursday. But the debate about the debate is misplaced. The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump.

Inquirer columnists: nuh uh, Obi-Wan should. bsky.app/profile/game...

For real, the Inquirer is not doing *that* much better.

Dammit, didn't scroll far enough and now I have to delete my identical joke.

Nah, it's a good enough thing to say twice.

How 'bout I leave mine deleted and re-skeet yours.

Thank you

Glad someone finally said it. The new paper of record.

I honestly had to check the URL that it wasn’t The Onion.

Was concerned we were sleep walking into dictatorship & Nazi Germany, but now believe we are being herded into autocracy by the world’s oligarchs. Has me concerned it’s all a fait accompli.

“Why does Joe Biden not simply become more powerful than we can possibly imagine?”

Dark Brandon has entered the chat.

I would not get my hand cut off by Darth Vader. I would use wit n' logic to convince him to invest in a more walkable Death Star.

I mean... Obi-Wan did give up and allowed Luke to take his place tbh.

Eyeroll

Yes, I know some people are saying Leia should replace him, and I assure you that *I* would vote for Leia, but I'm just not sure the rest of the galaxy is ready for that yet.

🤣👌

she'd be fine. She's not black /s

But not Lando, has to be a white guy (or droid)

Isn't that literally what Obi-Wan did when he let Vader strike him down.

He became stronger than Vader could ever imagine!!!

Then you are lost

He died to do just that, if I recall

Let's ask Obi-Wan about his age, but under no circumstance ask Darth Vader about blowing up Alderaan.

I thought Obi-Wan did (drop out)

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