Keyboard Wario

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A parallel track here is what’s already been done to email. On the mailing list anew with every online purchase. “Sign in from a new device” for every account every time you restart your computer.

I am once again asking you to consider that an entire information ecosystem established as the primary form of communication over a hundred years and allegedly regulated by the federal government was destroyed by scammers virtually overnight and we just don’t, like, ever talk about it

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DONOVAN: hey everybody i wrote a fun song about a hurdy gurdy man DAVID FINCHER: *40 years later* hey great song donovan DONOVAN: :) DAVID FINCHER: for murders to happen to

If a take is bad in the same way it’s always bad, we don’t need to see the new iteration.

A lot of you need to just block the Atlantic instead of subjecting all of us to yet another round of Bruenig/ Friedersdorf/ Flanagan posting. No one needs the reminder!

A lot of you need to just block the Atlantic instead of subjecting all of us to yet another round of Bruenig/ Friedersdorf/ Flanagan posting. No one needs the reminder!

Carlos Alcaraz is just something special. What beautiful tennis.

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I love Windchime by Tony Hoagland and Short People by Jennifer L Knox.

Installing bulletproof glass at all the Chick Fil A’s will be a beautiful celebration of America.

A Burger King customer in Ohio was caught on camera pointing a gun at a drive-thru employee who was trying to give him a discount “I was like, ‘I don’t know what to tell you, I don’t know why you want to pay more money,’” www.13abc.com/2024/04/02/i...

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RIP Joe Lieberman, you were stupid and also a bad person

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the delicate balance of power

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Damn. That’s awfully convenient for Boeing.

She’s going to be President someday, isn’t she.

Tucson teacher loses job over OnlyFans account

BREAKING NEWS: Tucson teacher loses job over OnlyFans accountwww.kvoa.com Nkechi Diallo has lost her job with the Catalina Foothills School District.

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"ready player one" fans woke up to some shocking news today. "munich," "schindler's list," and "raiders of the lost ark" fans, not so much. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

Steven Spielberg Breaks Silence on Israel-Hamas War: “Never Imagined I Would See Such Unspeakable ...www.hollywoodreporter.com The filmmaker shared a statement via the USC Shoah Foundation, which is continuing its initiative to collect testimonies from survivors of the Oct. 7 attack.

@timmarchman.bsky.social I don't want to seem entitled, but you owe us more tinned fish content.

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I’m not like other girls I can stop reenacting my childhood trauma through my adult relationships anytime I want

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interesting to think about michael lewis' relationship to SBF vs michael oher. confronted with the criminality of the former, his response is "look what they're doing to my beautiful boy," confronted with the fact that he abetted the exploitation of the latter, his response is "he's ungrateful."

can someone please ask michael lewis to stop referring to the sam bankman-fried trial as a "lynching" holy shit

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Increasingly convinced the core divide in humanity is between those who suffer a traumatic, destabilizing event (as we all do) and believe everybody else should have to, too, and those who suffer such an event and hope they are the last person ever to do so.

The NBA appears to have forgotten that colorblind people exist. There are at least ten courts here I won't be able to watch games on. #NBA

@kerrylouisehistory.bsky.social Have you seen this? www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/696825...

I think anyone you give a Bluesky code should be forced to follow you forever, as should anyone they add. Like an MLM or a serial killer’s army of zombies. #TrueCrime

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I keep thinking about the beginning of this Jewish Currents article over and over again jewishcurrents.org/bad-memory-2...

Well, that's the end of that, I guess.

Letterboxd, Online Haven for Film Nerds, Gets a New Ownerwww.nytimes.com Two designers from New Zealand built a wildly popular social network for movie buffs. Now, they’re cashing in (and sticking around for the sequel).

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Hot damn, the WGA won. The summary of what's been agreed to is in the link but just, wow. www.wgacontract2023.org/the-campaign...

Really wishing for the best for Matt Christman. Such a unique and important voice for the US left, hoping for a speedy recovery.

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the reason so many millennials don’t take 9/11 stuff seriously is that we took it deadly, terrifyingly serious when it happened, and then grew up watching the people we trusted to guide us through this serious event instead use it to fuel the most deeply unserious 20 years in american history.

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we’ll see who’s antisemitic when I sue all of these jews

“Tua Schiavo” is an excellent fantasy football team name if anyone is in need