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Jane Dough

@lastresponder.bsky.social

Artist formerly known as Dr.EADPool. If I don't turn it into a joke it will destroy me.
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The coffee guy at the festival said that Scots are the most fucked up people he's ever encountered. This is the highest level of national pride I get to experience
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As a child, I only ate the breakfast of honorable mentions and now they say, "Stay gold plated, donkey girl"
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as a matter of fact all of my systems are nervous.
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So will convicted felon Donald Trump be deprived of the right to vote in the upcoming election?
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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This article is so good and packs so many killer lines that are so insightful that I literally could not decide on which to copy and paste here so just go read the whole thing.
A Woman Who Left Society to Live With Bears Weighs in on “Man or Bear”bikepacking.com In this piece, long-term bicycle traveler Laura Killingbeck reflects on the "Man or Bear" debate and adds her unique perspective...
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I have extremely grim news for you.
I hate to reference Idiocracy at this point but it does feel like we've reached the "watering crops with Gatorade" threshold
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I blame @bermanmatt.bsky.social for this being buried in my mind's eye now.
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after years of hard work and sacrifice I can confidently recommend avoiding hard work and sacrifice. I did that so you don’t have to, you’re welcome
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hey man, i saw you left me a voicemail. in the future, just go ahead and scream your msg into a mason jar and throw it into the sea, same success rate
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I am getting a little tired of every avocado I get having the same wooden ball as the toy inside. They really should put different toys in there.
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I’m a giver. *gives you the evil eye*
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If you've got a problem, yo, I won't solve it, I will make it worse until we both freak out, end up shaving our heads, and end up on the no-fly list. Check out this hook while my DJ revolves it.
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Figured it out thanks
So uh how do we buy The Onion?
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Holy cow, you’re out there just trying your best and then a rogue underwire frees itself and harpoons you in the boob
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Check for that hot playground equipment, America.
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unfortunately the dune movie fired me as music supervisor. villeneuve rejected my vision of gradually making “sandstorm” by darude louder and louder
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if you email someone at 4:47 on Friday and then send another angry email at 8:13 on Monday you have not been waiting three days, you have been waiting 26 minutes
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Honoring OJ's memory by going out and committing absolute murder in front of everyone.
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Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
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Seth Rollins looks like if Mountain Dew were a person.
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that
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so a poetry slam isn’t when you suplex someone while quoting Emily Dickinson; I know this now
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doomscrolling