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Always eat the burrito
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Breaking: Trump continues streak of picking VP running mates with last names ending in -nce.
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Let's try not to let the news ruin Prime Day
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JD Vance is on the ticket because he wants the government to kill trans people. Vance has been more vocal in his transphobia than just about any other leading VP candidate. That's a deliberate choice by Team Trump.
J.D. Vance's horrendous record of homophobia and transphobiawww.advocate.com Donald Trump's vice-presidential pick hasn't been a senator long — but he's been in the public eye long enough to accrue a strongly anti-LGBTQ+ record.
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The party whose candidate brought you such timeless hits as: 🔘Just shoot them in the legs or something 🔘Any guy that can do a body slam, he is my type 🔘If you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore …thinks we should tone down violent rhetoric. Get on that, would you?
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JD Vance is what happens when a McRib goes to Yale
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Don't get sucked into all the consumerism. Remember the reason for the season, and keep Optimus Prime in Prime Day.
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This crap never happened before they stopped serving peanuts
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Deep down, we’re all the same, getting ready for bed, eating our pre-bed cucumbers, reading about famous cucumbers online
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The party of Hang Mike Pence is very upset with political violence today. Can we please have a moment of silence?
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Her: Oh my god. Why is it so hot every damned day!? Me: Should’ve listened to Al Gore. Haha Her: Haha, yeah… Both: ….[begin sobbing]
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I guess women at the grocery store don't want help picking out fruit
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Getting increasingly pissed off by various politicians "distraught" today. This is America, where every day we wonder if this when someone we love gets mowed down by a shooter. Pretending to be shocked just shows you don't get it. Trump has a Secret Service detail to protect him. My kids don't.
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Quick points: 1) Assassination attempts are bad, period. 2) We do not know the motives of the shooter. 2) We do not know the political consequences of this event. There were attempts to shoot Teddy Roosevelt, Gerald Ford, and Jimmy Carter shortly before elections; they all survived and lost.
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Anyone who took a twenty minute break from the internet
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Make him wear a helmet while he golfs
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96 is my favorite sex position
Dr Ruth dying at 96 proves sex leads to a very long life
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I defrosted a garage freezer two days in a row. Ask me anything.
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UPDATE: Here's the language of the proposed mask ban bill in Nassau County, NY. It's bad! While health is mentioned, the ban would apply to public places and some private properties, and gives police power to ask anyone to remove their mask.
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Here's how you can take action to stop the Nassau County mask ban. 📢 Testify at Nassau County Legislature Committee Meeting: Monday, July 15, 1 pm ✉️ Email public comment before Monday: [email protected] More details: covidadvocacyny.org/nassau #NoNYMaskBan
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It sounds like Nassau County legislators could be convening as early as Monday to move their mask ban bill (that would fine $1,000 for wearing a mask) forward. You can use this directory to contact them and say you oppose the bill: www.nassaucountyny.gov/504/Legislat... #NoNYMaskBan
Legislators | Nassau County, NY - Official WebsiteArrow LeftArrow RightSlideshow Left ArrowSlideshow Right Arrowwww.nassaucountyny.gov
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Forcing faith into public institutions is bad faith.
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As our lord and savior said Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday (Rebecca 13:5)