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Gay for tax reasons
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One of our teen babysitters, Erin, recorded the “Cherish” music video off MTV & made us watch it when parents were out. The potent combination of Madonna, Herb Ritz cinematography, an androgynous black mer-child, & Malibu water polo team (also in very lifelike merman tails) turned me gay in <5 min
but enough about me. why are YOu gay
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It’s cool how a genuine public mental breakdown is indistinguishable from being a median member of one of the two major political parties
I AM VERY NORMAL. NOT WEIRD. DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR THE ELVES IN THE WALLS THEY ARE SCRATCHING AND SCRATCHING AND WHISPERING WHAT IS IN THE WALLS THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT
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They never stopped. Even when Hilary Duff told them to.
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I let out an audible, “OOOoooh…” Like, my stupid empathy is still kicking in even though his choices are actively trying to kill me.
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1. SAG-AFTRA members who do voice work in games will be on strike tomorrow. 2. This is about AI, and it'll be great for other creatives in the future, too! 3. This does not apply to studios who have signed agreements on their own. 4. Because of the timing, VOs at SDCC are not scabs
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I’m fascinated to see who we end up with. I’ve got my hopes, but I’m sure when the actual pic is announced, I’ll read, squint my eyes, look down to the left, look out the window, and be like, “sure, fine, whatever.”
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One of my radicalizing moments was when I heard a story about her being on set once while in unusually *good* vocal health. Because she didn’t have her “smoky” voice, they made her go outside & scream herself hoarse. I’ve been team Shannen ever since. Fuck a Lincoln town car. Send her a limo.
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Goddamnit, what happened now?
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Your honor, with all due- du HAST- du HASST MICH!
Your honor, with all due respect, EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting.
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…the film producers don’t take your SAG status into account??? That’s so frustrating even established performers have to worry about the most basic contract tomfoolery.
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Not despair: Spite and Malicious Compliance.
The correct response to Chevron being overturned is for every single environmental group to start filing millions of lawsuits, right now, today, arguing that various regulatory decisions didn't go far enough. Absolutely flood the zone.
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a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths
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Pivoting to a more locally sustainable replacement…
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On it. While I cultivate, you make a detailed map of every citrus tree in LA city. In your spare time. That you have.
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Do we know someone with rhubarb in their yard? Do *I* need to become that someone???
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It’s fine. You were into them like that, it would have come up.
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“…HYPODERMICS ON THE SHORE, CHINA’S UNDER MARSHALL LAW, ROCK AND ROLLER COLA WARS, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!”
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YOU FOOL! NEVER FORGET QUESTIONS LIKE THAT ARE ALWAYS ABOUT THE PEOPLE ASKING THEM😬
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Swiped right on a guy who said “just friends” in 2022 (after we’d had very passionate sex) in case he’d changed his mind. He responded! ME: Want to get together? HE: As friends. ME: …Then why swipe right? HE: We know each other and you said hello. Dating while gay is death by 1000 papercuts. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈😭
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False. Consider me your personal gadfly😎
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I have one of the pins
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…I’m not a fan of *most* of what goes on in my mind, but I’m very grateful this is not a dream I experience.
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The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded
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look, I know there are plenty of ways in which Trump could in fact still wriggle out of this, he could still win in November, so on and so forth put that aside we can discuss it tomorrow today is for hooting and hollering and fireworks and throwing a parade
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Spacey was my *North Star* in my budding years as a performer. I avoided his work until the recent doc & rewatched LA Confidential. His work remains unassailable. As a professional, It’s important for me to learn what I can from his virtuosity while viewing it through the lens of his behavior.
Out of curiosity: When you enjoy an artist's work before learning they're awful... can you still enjoy the work as much? Like... I used to really like Kevin Spacey, and the Harry Potter books. But I'm not too interested in revisiting LA Confidential or watching the new Potter series.
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Conversely, what if I want to be directly named as responsible?
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Honestly I really don’t care people are sharing the AI image on IG, I just keep thinking about this tweet I put on my IG TL that has also been shared: