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Maladroithe

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Some of you would do exceptionally well to remember that being an outspoken, visible member of a marginalized group doesn’t automatically make you self-aware, or a chill hang, or a good, interesting poster, entirely too much entitlement from some of you
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It does feel like wrapping an orphaned baby birb in a fresh tortilla to keep it warm while rehabbers come to collect it is uniquely American
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Feels like she’s a bowl of racist cream of wheat, our demagogues are a bowl of rusty nails, she can’t hang
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It took all day and a tremendous amount of patience but eventually I got right back to the point: a Black man was doing liberation Wrong and had to be put in his place and be told that he isn’t good enough to make True Change, which will be evaluated by white people, naturally. Ok.
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Tbf you’d probably love a lot of Constantine
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Marsha Blackburn is Katherine O’Hara’s Waluigi, no I will not elaborate
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Marsha Blackburn is Katherine O’Hara’s Waluigi, no I will not elaborate
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This isn’t a defense but I imagine part of why Trump looks slightly melted is he’s experiencing a cortisol dump and coming down off the adrenaline of being shot at, which admittedly would make most people look and feel like shit after the fact
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"Binders full of women" feels fucking heartwarming in comparison to everything else we've experienced
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I wish I could go back in time to 2012 and warn myself that this is gonna be the most Normal election you’re gonna get for a WHILE babe
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Romney versus Obama was downright quaint
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Vice President Jorts Domino Vance
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Are we sure that JD Vance is a real person and not just Tyler Labine being really committed to a bit?
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People see the scale of the strip. But they don’t understand the background labor force required to support the resort corridor.
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JD Vance is what happens when a McRib goes to Yale
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If I had squandered my dump truck of privilege as badly as these chucklefucks have I’d probably be scrambling for a shred of self-esteem anywhere I could find it too
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They look like they’re fighting the urge to yell slurs at Serena Williams
Donald Trump appears alongside his running mate, Ohio Sen. JD Vance, at the Republican National Convention. The former president has a bandage on his ear after the assassination attempt. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/3W6OGEd
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Well yeah conservatives don’t like drag
Fun fact: the WWE fan base has one of the highest Democratic skews of any sport.
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I’m far from the first to say it but if you go into professional wrestling as a drag show, a telenovela featuring raunchy and outlandish expressions of gender, you can have a lot more fun
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Which is very funny because so many of the athletes uh. Are not.
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I got sick of the RNC so I put on pro wrestling, as least these conservative thunderchuds can swing
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So @gothamgirlblue.com is a close personal IRL friend. She is one of the most loving and kind people I know. Learning to give grace is one of the biggest lessons she taught me. Her whole life is DEDICATED to the safety and protection of all of us. ALL of us. She is simply asking for that in return.
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*raises hand soberly*
Why does everyone here know so damn much about cuckholdry and associated terms
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This is the best book review ever written and it took 15 seconds to do.
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my father just wandered into the house with a completely disgusted look on his face, muttered “JD fuckin’ Vance?!” and wandered back out to the grill if you want to know how this is going over with normie liberals
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I want very badly for everyone have the private, magical proposal they want but I would KILL for video of this
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Amanda it was as bad as getting the damn thing inserted
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Honestly a panty liner when attempting heavy weight reps is a GREAT idea