Orpheus Condescending: HEY, BLUETOPIA? I'm gonna try something new with my FUNNY PEOPLE OF BLUESKY aggregator today. If it doesn't work as well, I'll go back to making 28 separate posts... But today, I'm going to post them ALL in COMMENTS attached to this post. Click the Pic and read the ALT Text

HEY, BLUETOPIA? I'm gonna try something new with my FUNNY PEOPLE OF BLUESKY aggregator today. If it doesn't work as well, I'll go back to making 28 separate posts... But today, I'm going to post them ALL in COMMENTS attached to this post. Click the Pic and read the ALT Text

Okay, here we GO: @thepaulasuzanne.bsky.social @wetmascara.bsky.social @joparkerbear.bsky.social @marlebean.bsky.social @smooheed.bsky.social @chabbyd.bsky.social @1nspectratchet.bsky.social @feralferrell.bsky.social @scrumble-eggs.bsky.social @reticentturnip.bsky.social @pixelatedboat.bsky.social

@bstylin.bsky.social @deadontheoutside.bsky.social @thenatewolf.bsky.social @frovo.bsky.social @llobrow.bsky.social @fredtaming.bsky.social @skinnersteven.bsky.social @capnwatsisname.bsky.social @unfitz.bsky.social @thealexnevil.bsky.social

@bonechocolates.bsky.social @abbycohenwl.bsky.social @ygrene.bsky.social @abbyhiggs.bsky.social @prof-hinkley.bsky.social @jilltwiss.bsky.social @batkaren.bsky.social @ficklefilly.bsky.social @portmanteauface.bsky.social

@bornmiserable.bsky.social @sireviscerate.bsky.social @thislocalhater.bsky.social @wendyrotten.bsky.social @roxiqt.com @benedictsred.bsky.social @coachrusty.bsky.social @saltymactavish.bsky.social @jakevig.bsky.social

@boozybadger.bsky.social @jessedumb.bsky.social @feloniousmonk.bsky.social @frigginfrench.bsky.social @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social @robertmanchild.bsky.social @arfmeasures.bsky.social @hatthebutcher.bsky.social @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social

@badpersonclub.bsky.social @wifestrangler.bsky.social @portdrift.bsky.social @smilingnodding.bsky.social @zackbudryk.bsky.social @eaglebaby420.fans @silly.bsky.social @murrman5.bsky.social @poemsandfungus.bsky.social

Happy Friday

thank you ☺️

Thank you 😊

Many thanks! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I agree with you 100%!* *about Punchline being underrated. However I don’t belong in this group of comedy meisters and meistresses. I maybe am in the 943rd pole position in the Bsky Grand Prix of funny. But you are awesome for writing it. Thank you!

Nonsense. You're a fuckin' RIOT. Water seeks its own level. (Also, the very fact you recognise the brilliance of Punchline confirms my initial analysis.)

Yes, but I also like Joe vs The Volcano, and that tends to knock me down a few pegs with some people.

NOT WITH ME. You just went UP in my estimation.

You get sixteen tons of respect from me.

That is a great movie!

Thank you!

😘

So, what happened to reticent turnip, anyway?

Was wondering the same.

He's active on Mastodon.

just decided to bail to the skyline, huh

Thank you all followed

Thank you so much!

My pleasure...

Followed all!

SHIT: ALT Text: CLICK THE IMAGE. There’s text beneath it. CLICK THE TEXT- the entire text appears. That’s how this works.

If you want to POST ALT Text - upload your image, then CLICK it - a space appears and you type your text there. Simple. Set it up as a default in your Setting, that way you never have to think about it: settings > accessibility > require alt-text for images

Oh, and you dorks on the LISTS had better be LIKING this fucking post if you want it to circulate. Jesus. LOGIC, people. Logic

OH - and hey - if you or someone you know ISN'T on these lists, first - even if I FOLLOW you, it does NOT mean it has ANYTHING to do with me not thinking you belong on it. I PROBABLY JUST HAVEN'T SEEN YOU YET. Fuckin' hit me up, man. I love boosting people's shit, man. Rings my bell.

I hope I make you laugh enough to make it onto this list one day

You make me laugh plenty. If you look at the people on the lists, you'll notice that their feeds are almost EXCLUSIVELY comedy-oriented.

I wouldn't qualify. I consider myself pretty fucking funny. But my feed has too much other stuff in it; I don't want to tell people "this account is funny" and have them go to a feed that's half Covid posts (as one turned out to be that was recommended).

Honestly, it started strictly as a way to highlight comedians and comedy writers; it branched out to amateur funny people, but I do hope to keep it to strictly people whose sole focus is Being Funny. Does that make sense?

No, please write three more paragraphs explaining it to me

Giant props for saying aloud, *I consider myself pretty fucking funny.* I do, too. Unfortunately, I don't have the smooth dialogue to present myself the way I perceive myself.* *Time now, or desire ever, to make a career of it. I wouldn't put any white men on my list. But, Robin Williams forever.

Yeah, I don't think I could ever be a stand-up comic. I could definitely do spoken word, or a one-woman show. I'm very good at comedic acting. Dunno why, just always have been. Something about the drive to distract, maybe? Or I'm just naturally funny. I know I'm a lot funnier in person than online.

Don't you think George Carlin deserves at least an honorable mention? youtu.be/nZdRMBTF-hQ?...

George Carlin on pro-life conservatives and their obsession with abortionyoutu.be George Carlin on pro-life conservatives and their obsession with abortion.A resurfaced clip from comedian George Carlin's 1996 stand-up (Back in Town) on the...

HEY NEW KIDS - This is a collection of some of the FUNNIEST accounts on Bluesky. Follow these people and you will never want for a laugh.

GOT A NEW BATCH OF FUNNY FUCKERS ON BLUESKY: @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social @heykarlin.bsky.social @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social @entrop.net @linanneblack.bsky.social @griefbison.bsky.social @funflaps.bsky.social @omically.bsky.social @bedlambeersie.bsky.social @dougwoog.bsky.social

Thank you again!

My pleasure. 💖

Cool. Found a few to follow

NEW PEOPLE AND OLD ALIKE: Attached to this post are several comments including links to DOZENS of HILARIOUS people on Bluesky. I recommend following ALL of them.

BLUETOPIA - I haven't updated it in a while, but anyone who hasn't seen this thread before should know it has DOZENS of links to hilarious people on Bluesky. Check them out. They will seriously make your sides hurt.

Not your list needs more entries (holy shit what a list; how long does that take to write up?) but I'd like to suggest you check out @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social She doesn't post as much here as she did on the other site but good god is she funny and insightful

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