(((Jacob)))

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Space laser operator, gazpacho police detective, IT for the worldwide Jewish conspiracy. Enby Elder Millenial ✡️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇩🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸 💾📼🎞️📟🖋️🎸 🏒🏈⚾️🏒🏏 ♌️Any pronouns

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In America we measure temperature in Fahrenheit and misogyny incelsius.

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Hey, it's September 7! In honor of @jerilryan.bsky.social, happy 7 of 9 day! #LetFunCommence

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if stephen miller is trying to defend you from charges of antisemitism, you are 1000% an antisemite

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also, as a jewish leftist who has been publicly fighting with the adl over its right-wing tilt for the last 20 years, and who has worked with jonathan greenblatt professionally, this is patently absurd

When were any of these organizations "apolitical"

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Deadline for public comment ends tomorrow. Please tell the CDC that we need vaccine access for everyone, not just a small sliver of the population. The pandemic is not over, and public health requirements don't magically disappear simply because it would be politically more expedient.

Tell the CDC all ages need updated vaccine accesspeoplescdc.substack.com The CDC is accepting public comment on the updated COVID boosters through Friday, September 8

@roxiqt.com Your wholesomeness is being debated www.reddit.com/r/wholesomem...

Aww or naww? : r/wholesomememeswww.reddit.com

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Actual Frederick Douglass: If slave catchers come up north, fucking kill them Prager u douglass: slavery wasn’t that bad, really

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A can confirm we do not agree about anything. The joke is that if there are two Jewish people in a town, there's three synagogues - one for one person, one for the other and the one neither of them go to.

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We can’t even agree on how many plagues the ten plagues consisted of.

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Anyway.

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ME: [posting on Bluesky] This ain't my first rodeo, this is actually my second rodeo but the first rodeo was destroyed under strange and bizarre circumstances by a weird little billionaire

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My best advice is to follow lots of Jews and then don’t believe anything you hear because the number one rule of Judaism is we disagree on everything 🤣 (Seriously we have a 2,700 page religious text w/517 chapters that is just rabbis arguing with each other about religious laws and practices.)

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Justice Elena Kagan must be rolling her eyes so hard right now. She once told her friends not to send her free bagels and lox because she'd have to report the gift. Meanwhile, Clarence Thomas is a one-man pay-to-play shop for billionaires with private jets and luxury vacas.

I legitimately thought it was Wednesday until just now. Why am I so bad at Thursdays?????

without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally

There is something about about reaction channels watching Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers that I absolutely love.

I'm looking at a job opening that says it requires good manipulative and problem solving skills. Does this mean they will let me gaslight gatekeep girlboss my way to the top?

Thanks to @phdrachel.bsky.social I just got the Oregon Trail app for my watch. I've got 36 miles to Lone Elm!

I want to address a very troubling piece of misinformation that I have encountered recently. I have seen a graphic floating around claiming that the triple parentheses around a person's name means that they are with the klan. This is not true and this is dangerous. The triple parentheses 1/

Karen is down with this arrangement

If you have pets that you regularly post on social media, you need to know that a) I love them, b) they are also my pets and c) your pet & I are in a long-distance relationship.

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The expert sounds like a friend who tried their best to warn them

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cats are just little buddies that live in your house

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1) Judeo-Christian doesn't exist 2) You mean Christian just say Christian 3) Jews don't have anything to do with Christian bullshit 4) Christians are not societally allowed to genocide us anymore so they made up this fake word to assimilate us into their bullshit and erase us that way instead

This is the most diabolic sentence in the history of the written word.

Here's a reminder that Judeo-christian isn't a thing. This is terrifying

This is the most diabolic sentence in the history of the written word.

Obligatory "I'm on Bluesky now!" first post

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