Mike Drucker: I wrote about how I’m personally going to force game companies to put in all the stuff you hate. Calling the CEO of video games as we speak

I wrote about how I’m personally going to force game companies to put in all the stuff you hate. Calling the CEO of video games as we speak

I’m Personally Going To Force Game Companies To Put In All That Stuff You Hatewww.thegamer.com I'm forcing game devs to make every single game woke, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Hideo James, the inventor and CEO of video games?

I really hate single player games. Games that are complete before DLC drops. Games that had at least minimal QA done before they were released on PC. Games that are released on GOG on Day 1. I really hate all that shit. Can't fucking stand it. Enrages me.

UGH, turn-based battles, amirite? NO THANKS!

It’s the worst

Really something to that 'you're not 16 anymore and that makes you so mad' that explains so much of this

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press-gang Ubisoft into adding a mandatory Chevalier de Saint-Georges sidequest to AC: Unity

"Before playing Black Ops 6, you are required to watch Claire Denis' Beau Travail and send us a reflection"

AJ Soprano's English teacher told me that that book is gay.

Please don't call Mr. Games 😥

Believe it or not, I was solely responsible for forcing gaming companies to stop all instances of characters smoking cigars or putting an 18+ mature label.

How can I tell which character is cool in my gritty drama without this useful visual shorthand

Obviously, I had to make them scratch anything gritty because it wasn't woke enough

Wildly off topic and probably nothing you can do about it, but one of the ads that loads on your article is forcing the page to load a "security warning look out virus."

These freaks will now take this as an admission

Holding Kojima at swordpoint to make him add a bara guy named Gay Hardman to the next Death Stranding

i think it's offensive when they have literally hundreds of straight white male characters in games like madden

I for one welcome our new video game overlord.

Have I ever mentioned how much I totally hate the TimeSplitters series and would go ballistic if they reformed Free Radical and made another one? Just apoplectic with rage.

"Sadly, I showed Bethesda a picture of Marjory The Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock and demanded companies only use her ever. That was me, I can admit that." I think I'm gonna make a new follower mod for skyrim

I just wish they made him as realistic as Da Vinci 😡

that was incredibly fun

I don't give a shit about "woke", but I will never cease to be angry that someone thought it was a great idea to make Doom Eternal a fucking platformer. I don't play platformers. That's why I play fucking Doom.

The platforming was unnecessary but didn't bother me as much as every fight being the same fight across both of the modern games. Guessing it's not going to change for #3 coming up.

The next Call of Duty game Will make you sit through a 2 hour lecture on war videogames desensitizing people to actual violence, basically a shot for shot remake of the back half of metal gear solid 2, BUT WITHOUT THE TWINK

LOL, it won’t help. Woke, asleep, in a coma, the execs will swoop in and screw things up with layoffs and “revenue repurposing,” no matter what. The gaming companies are hopelessly broken (more than movies or tv, ironically) and deeply lame. Total waste of time. Drop it like a hot rock.

Tell Keighley I said hi.

When you're done with that do you think you'd have time to ask Mr James Workshop to make all the Space Marines women, please and thank you.

Channel your anger into something, they said.

You're simply diabolical, Mike.

You're telling companies to put in more QTEs and boss battles? Oh wait, just saw the subhead.

Can't seem to finish the article because halfway thru it keeps doing a redirect to scam "your Mac is broke" pages.

Oh wait, now it's my PC/McAfee that's broke, as well as my MAC. New redirect every time I try to read, all scams. Think someone hacked the website or whatever.

Lol

Doing the Lord's work <3

Thank you for your service Mike

Bad ass

Do movies next!

God created wokeness to punish man-children 🙏🙏PRAISE!!!1!🙏🙏🙏

Gotta write the counterpoint where game nerds demand endless, minuscule progression systems that require constant pausing to use the slowest loading menus and make every game 120 hours

Noice let’s all do it

The comments section is priceless.

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Every dialogue tree just reads “Grummz”

Make them al Woke asf! But No more crazy-ass microtransactions q_q

Nobody cares if you do that to triple A games because spoiler alert they’re fucking 80 bucks. Once you come for indie devs we’ll be scared.

“How dare this game represent the world all around me and not the WORLD THAT IS ME.”

No! Please! Dont fill entirely adequate fantasy turn-based tactics/ARPG with painfully bad "comedy" because it worked 30 years ago in Dungeon Keeper! Please!! I am begging you!!!

Favourite bit. "If anything, you should be thanking me for personally forcing game companies to put in all that stuff you hate. I’m the one who gives you energy in the morning. It’s certainly not your family; your ex took them with the dog." LOL'd.

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