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How to set up a campfire?
ai:
The heat will be intents.
Tech bros: look how hot she is who cares about the fire
To be fair, the fire makes her even hotter
Disclaimer: one of the many, many reasons I've been with my partner for getting on 40 years now is that she's way better at lighting fires than me, and to me that is hot.
tech bros: um this is the better way to do campfires. disrupt the fire safety industry! innovate!
if you're cold they're cold
bring them inside
Well actually the heat generated by this request could be used to make a fire.
Wait! If we use that fire to boil water to spin a turbine…we can do more pictures!
If you don't keep the fire warm, it won't stay lit!
Exactly, I knew people would get it
Miriam why did this take me a few seconds to figure out what was the matter with it?
Well it depends do you go camping often and shelter the fire in your tent?
I don't camp often on account of constantly burning my tents to the ground
Embarrassed to say I noticed the weird twig pinky on her right 'hands before the cozy cozy campfire
All the time! How else would my fire stay warm and protected from the elements?
If its cold outside, fire is cold outside, bring it in with you.
we can roast a few marshmallows on our roasting finger
its weird, but... those are nice looking boots. i wonder where i could get some boots like that
You could like 3d print them or something
That's one of those intents fires we hear about
bsky.app/profile/koro...
Oh no The heat will be intents.
The larger left leg boot or the smaller right leg boot
If you ever find yourself in Red Wing, Minnesota, go to the Red Wing Shoes flagship store, then check out the outlet in the basement
I mean it does keep the fire out of the rain though...
True the logic is flawless also hi Nick I feel like I haven’t seen you in a while. Hope all is good with you
She's a unicorn but her horn is coming out of her knuckle
I do kind of love the ai woman's expression. A kind of dissociation. Does she know something is wrong? A mystery.
Nah she’s just soulless it an ai creation
It's only because tech bros don't know what it looks like when women are happy.
Yes! The ai woman is clearly hot from traditional white supremacy beauty standards. Also, her expression to me looks like she is in a full trauma induced disassociative state. Which is probably the state most women are in when they are interacting with tech bros, but they aren't picking up on it
Reminds me of the AI priest that said that it's okay to drink while pregnant
…Or something among those equally cursed lines
Ai priest Irish people in the 90’s same same
is she related to Wolverine?
Teach someone to make a fire outside the tent, they'll be warm for a couple of days. Teach someone to build a fire inside their tent, they'll be warm for the rest of their life.
As they burn forever in hell for listening to ai in the first place
Oh good, I thought I made that skeet way too subtle. Yeah, AI fans = eternal damnation. Pretty straightforward.
Also: what's with the extra thumb — at least that might be what it is — perched above her left knee?
The pinky twig is haunting.
I … uh, what in the what, now? 😮 Can't believe I missed that.
Hilarious ... until some dumb bloke lights a fire in a tent.
I can see this happening and being a headline
Exactly how I do it. It keeps the bugs out.
