Michael Tae Sweeney: when you see musk post stuff like this you know someone from bloomberg or the wall street journal just called him for comment on another 100% correct piece about him doing something illegal that's about to publish.

when you see musk post stuff like this you know someone from bloomberg or the wall street journal just called him for comment on another 100% correct piece about him doing something illegal that's about to publish.

Just going right to pick up his phone to tweet 😂 after his lawyer is like "heads up, CNBC knows how many monkeys you killed"

Folks, bsky.app/profile/vikt...

andddddd www.wsj.com/world/russia...

WSJ News Exclusive | Russia Using Thousands of Musk’s Starlink Systems in War, Ukrainian General Sayswww.wsj.com The comments by Ukraine’s top military-intelligence officer suggest Russia is starting to acquire Starlink terminals at a scale that could cut into a major Ukrainian battlefield advantage.

Also, the cry-laugh emoji is practically synonymous with a person who has been utterly owned, and is just trying to work through that trauma in the dumbest way possible.

Maddest they’ve ever been

A Twitter classic.

butthurt emoji

I prefer the “murderous intent emoji” 😀🔪

can work together😒🔪🍑😂

Sadly stabbing ass???

🛡️😐

"I'm not mad, I'm actually laughing"

Back when I was on Twitter, some people would literally add more cry-laugh emojis the more you destroyed them. Sometimes you'd get like 6, 7 in a row. To make sure it was clear they were totally not mad.

A spaceX rocket has fallen on top of a self-driving Tesla that was taking a state sponsor of terrorism to the monkey lab where they’re installing WiFi in chimps

🎯

andddddd www.wsj.com/world/russia...

WSJ News Exclusive | Russia Using Thousands of Musk’s Starlink Systems in War, Ukrainian General Sayswww.wsj.com The comments by Ukraine’s top military-intelligence officer suggest Russia is starting to acquire Starlink terminals at a scale that could cut into a major Ukrainian battlefield advantage.

ruh roh all those EU and US sanctions..... time for Starlink to go bankrupt and taken over by feds

Musk will burn in Hell.

Starlink knows where the end user is geographically located, they need to turn off the juice even if at the start of purchase chain was a legit sale.

that would be mega cool honestly - get the $ from paid sale then turn over. Have terms of service like "cannot be used in area occupied by force or resold to be used in active combat zone unless pentagon approval"

Evil motherfucker

Whenever the 😂 comes out you know he's seething

He’s literally this meme

I know this is kinda small ball but the abuse of the cry emoji is so deeply irritating.

it's like a MAGA hat - right wingers love it

It’s just LOL Nothing Matters in emoji form as far as I can tell.

That can also be said with the skull emoji in some cases

"hey, why are news orgs leaving my platform?"

Rusting Cybertrucks

Also makes you happy there are alternative platforms other than twitter

His site is currently in the news for taking payments from sanctioned terrorists & other horrible entities, which they gave “verified” checks to…So I’d bet that’s what spurred his current tweet about “fake news”. bsky.app/profile/rmac...

X is allowing US-designated terrorist groups and leaders to buy check marks, a possible sanctions violation. Hassan Nasrallah, the leader of Hezbollah, has one and is listed by X as having his ID verified, meaning he provided a government-issued ID to the company. www.nytimes.com/2024/02/14/t...

Terrorists Are Paying for Check Marks on X, Report Sayswww.nytimes.com The report shows that X has accepted payments for subscriptions from entities barred from doing business in the United States, a potential violation of sanctions.

Yeah, this is my guess as well. This appears to be violating sanctions and platforming terrorists. Attacking news sources is his go to reaction to being implicated in actual crimes. Sigh. Maybe someday he will go to jail, but really rich people never do…

For normal people this would be a problem. Like if you put "Iran" in your venmo comment they'll restrict you. We'll see if he faces a singular consequence

tell that to earth

Well done. Wanted to post a gif of Leo clapping, but looks like we can't do that yet. So just imagine that.

i hate that Apple News has learned to feed me elon related material but goddamn am i loving the now monthly WSJ nutslaps

He has a point though. Everyday, I see blatant falsehoods in the news like, “Elon Musk is an inventor,” “Elon Musk is a genius,” and “Elon Musk earned his fortune.”

He’s also been Russell Brand-ing a defense for his inevitable MeToo moment for years so when I see these I always wonder if some outlet has finally been brave enough to risk the lawsuit

It’s the OFAC stuff. He’s probably freaking out bc there’s no way he’ll ever turn twitter into a bank…

It might have something to do with that one story about the Tesla employee that was killed in a car wreck allegedly with FSD on, or the other story of the guy driving a Tesla on autopilot involved in a hit and run that killed a doctor.

the Russians are tapping Starlink, aren't they? that's the Big Security Threat News

www.nytimes.com/2024/02/14/t...

its gotta be worse than this

Depending on how this went down internally it could be very bad (like it was flagged internally already but they kept doing it, my guess)

But remember to watch Tucker on X to get all your important "news" there...

Guessing this is about the Tesla employee who died using the fully automated driving software that was in a WaPo article within the past few days.

Reading these replies realizing it could be any one of the like six different bad news things about Elon

Very true. I just chose the last I read, haha.

I think it's going to be another sex crime

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