Shepherd: Got five minutes? Please help management at the California state university system regret putting a public snitch form online as part of their union busting activities. For instance, you could report Professor Plum in the library with a candlestick, or complain about Professor Snape.

Got five minutes? Please help management at the California state university system regret putting a public snitch form online as part of their union busting activities. For instance, you could report Professor Plum in the library with a candlestick, or complain about Professor Snape.

And just learned that not only has management put the snitch form on the uni website, they've embedded it as a pop-up window in our Learning Management System to directly target our students and try to turn them against us. app.smartsheet.com/b/form/2a762...

Ahahaha

Jesus Christ they’re not even doing submission validation, fucking amateur hour over there

They never do and it never stops being funny

That’s such a basic thing that this form feels like malicious compliance to me

There's some wisdom in this...

Solidarity Forever!

On that note, has anyone reported Professor Bobby Tables yet?

I feel like they could probably filter the data on the back end still, but hopefully whoever is smart enough to do that isn't keen on helping admin

Yeah. I’m concerned (mildly) that they will filter by strike date (1/22 through 1/26) so any done for 1/19 or other dates will be rejected. However, it’s still funny.

That'd be a simple shotgun approach, but they could also filter against classes they actually have and professors who actually exist. It'd just take some doing, which is why I'm hoping nobody with more than a passing knowledge of whatever database this ends up in is interested in helping 😅

That still achieves the purpose of protecting strikers! 🙂

I picked a real department for this reason, I figured it would be a start.

They did make sure I wasn’t a robot, so there’s that.

"Professor White has neglected his teaching duties operating a private business. (photographic evidence in attached file)"

MWAH! 🤌

Victor Creed just reported James Howlett as a no-show to the Adamantium Biology seminar.

I just reported Professor Jung for forcing me to confront my shadow self in his psych course

I complained about Professor Einstein missing class, but conceded he did warn us his general relativity experiment might create a rip in the spacetime continuum.

"Experiment cancelled due to kidnapping by Stalin."

This Freudian thinks this is fantastic lol

Elanor Shellstrop has complained that Chidi Anagonye cancelled Ethics 101 (remedial)

Inspired right here.

Professor Jones in the Archaeology Dept. keeps taking these extended leaves of absence to go do god knows what...

Are you going to actually file this complaint? Because I will; this is too genius to allow it to go unused.

My ex is a Dr. Jones who works at cal poly please file so many of these

Go for it. I have a few ideas for things so this one's all yours

We named the dog Indiana.

We named a dog Indiana.

AND he doesn’t respond to communications written on eyelids in a timely manner!

🫡

Someone's probably already made this joke but I'm sure it won't be any less annoying to the university administrator wading through these the second time.

Sadly in my experience it'll be a low-ranking office staff like me actually collating them and expected to filter/summarize for management. But one can hope and it'll probably brighten someone's day

Ontogeny*

I googled "military ontology" and it seems to be a lot about vocabulary, which is a huge disappointment because how hard is it to write the most headass shit imaginable for my entertainment?

Generals have understood "one cannot enter the same river twice." Caesar would not try to re-cross the Rubicon. Why do militaries "fght the last war? Military ontology is criticized as "theorists put[ting] their whole heads where the sun doesn't shine."[1][2] In this essay, we fight in the shade.

I'm so, so sorry. Ontology was the wrong word. I meant ontogeny. Actually, applied ontogeny, to wit, the production of Uruk-Hai. I apologize for the inconvenience.

Ohh, no big deal! Actually I saw your correction but didn't actually go back and reread the joke properly, so I'm glad you pointed it out.

Those damn talking trees!!!

I know, right? And they go on, and on, and ON. "A-lalla-lalla-rumba-kamanda-lindor-burúme," my FOOT.

Sticking "hoon, hoon" on EVERY sentence like give it a rest my dudes no wonder the women left

"These guys won't even help out at harvest time! They just STAND there, day after day, while we're growing things. "And they say THEIR land is best. HAH!"

Inspiration!!

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