Elisabeth

Ok, this band fucking slaps

Been listening to an 80s Japanese jazz fusion band called Casiopea today, was wondering why it's spelled that way, but I just finally got the pun

GOLIKEHELLMACHINE

Evaporated milk, but yeah it works because evaporated milk is cooked, and the excess water that would normally not mesh with the fat in the cheese is no longer a problem.

GOLIKEHELLMACHINE

Condensed milk is the sweet stuff you use for dulce de leche and no-churn ice cream

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People fucking love doom. Can’t get enough of it. Imma quit my job and hawk doom out at the old Wendy’s Circle (RIP) during rush hour. Gonna kill it

They defended him pretty vigurously against claims he was doctoring Trump’s med stuff

They’re not very good at being liberals, either. It’s all very “our beefs are important political things, like our pill dealer, Ronny Jackson”

I am now certain that JD Vance has fucked a couch

JD Vance did not fuck a couch.

GOLIKEHELLMACHINE

bsky.app/profile/neur...

Donald Trump : Pee Tape :: JD Vance : fucked a couch

post malone ergo propter malone

I now believe JD Vance fucked a couch

acerbic otter is HOT (NO not like THAT)

Oh, i really want to know

post malone ergo propter malone

To be clear I have no idea what the fuck is going on

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Nonsense, I was told by some Very Smart People that there was no attempt at a right-wing ratfucking occurring...

Oh.

Dan Pandre

“They don’t speak yiddish on my side of the park” was a moment that kind of scrambled me until it clicked

acerbic otter is HOT (NO not like THAT)

I had to make the cheese joke

This literally is what happened in 2020 but the opposite edge of the political spectrum (left wing tried to beat biden, and Biden made a bigger coalition)

Moist Owlet

Dark Crystal enjoyers unite

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uhhhhhh @thecheesegoddess.bsky.social

honking furiously to ask for directions

Wisconsinites are out of control

Jean-Michel Connard

That feels like an I Think You Should Leave sketch

𝔻𝕒𝕟 - Suffering: Average🧔🏻🍻🐦‍⬛

Yeah it went from whispers from people to the image below real fast

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can't see anything about nate silver without thinking of these tweets

I propose we bring back Augurs. That would be more effective

Ah, but see, when anonymous sourcing agrees with me it shows me The True Hearts of Politicians. When it disagrees with me, it is Stenography of the Wicked

John Brown stan account

Even with the polls as horseshit as they are, the reasons they are horseshit underestimate his numbers

“I keep coming back to a conclusion that my pee is stored in my balls”

Everyone on this site has peasant brain istg

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Pookleblinky

How much longer before ginning up fake burner company names for Amazon third parties hits upon the nine-billionth name of God, and overhead, without any fuss, the stars start going out?

Also didn’t she just deny a report that she thought Biden couldn’t win yesterday? Am I going insane