Michaela 🏳️‍⚧️

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Trans | 30s | programmer (bad one) | opinions are my own

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drinking so much iced coffee today my shits come out cold

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The DOJ is reportedly prepping a rental market collusion lawsuit against software maker RealPage, whose tools are used by landlords to set apartment prices. Read our 2022 investigation into RealPage and its role in America's soaring housing costs: www.propublica.org/article/yiel...

Rent Going Up? One Company’s Algorithm Could Be Why.www.propublica.org Texas-based RealPage’s YieldStar software helps landlords set prices for apartments across the U.S. With rents soaring, critics are concerned that the company’s proprietary algorithm is hurting compet...

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Your library card grants you free access to all sorts of pay news websites just so you know.

This state has to be the worst ran state there is. People not having power because we let the energy companies be privatized is so ridiculous

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Vive La France! 🇫🇷

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

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#七夕 Rosalina⭐️

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Worlds going to hell but a ray of sunshine is that the Tories got obliterated in England and there’s going to be so many pictures of little fancy guys in bowties crying that it’s going to make us all feel better

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A true artist and a truly sweet man. RIP, MM.

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There is a universe where IBM didn't buckle, OS/2 WARP development continued, Microsoft had a viable competitor and nobody would be wasting billions on OpenAI.

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why are you lgbtq+ wrong answers only i love women so much i became one

why are you lgbtq+ wrong answers only i need more nuts for my nut grinder and I'm not getting them from the ground

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I don’t want hot girl summer, I want feral girl summer.

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Has anyone done a zombie story/film about how the government says the zombie problem is over and they don't record/publish zombie-related death info anymore and everyone goes back to normal life but vulnerable people keep getting killed by zombies and no one cares, has anyone done that

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me: i would like to see social media content from the people i follow on this app threads: heres a for you page of brands reposting old memes me: i would like to see content from people i follow threads: we're gonna put curated "picked for you" posts from strangers in your notifications feed

Starting a new client when literally everyone is out for a week or two is interesting

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here's my new and improved straight pride flag. blue stands for boy. pink stands for girl. white stands for the purity of marriage.

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two of my lesbian (I'm assuming) neighbors went into the gate to the apartment building and one of them said "straight people, i dont get em" while I was standing outside the gate kissing the man (we are both queer) and I'm kind of proud of that

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✨show me yr recent searches screen on bsky and I’ll show you mine✨

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Pat Robertson died a year ago, I am seeing a lot of people on this website who are learning this for the first time today, on the anniversary. Don't be disappointed that you missed out on a year of celebrating. We can celebrate anew every year. We can pass out snacks and do some dances

irl Hunger Games but it’s billionaire CEOs. Winner gets rewarded with their life and the lowest paying job at their company.

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Twitter is now a right wing propaganda and spam mill run by an ignorant fascist, and I'm embarrassed for anybody (especially journalists) still using it, funding it, or helping lend it credibility

It’s 2024. Elon Musk Rules X. And the Political World Is Still Addicted.www.notus.org Paid ads for political candidates are all over the platform, and politics insiders are secretly buying blue checks.

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still one of the most phenomenal posts ever

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Hacks is a great comedy series that is going to lose Best Comedy to a drama (The Bear) that evades classification as a drama because it would lose Best Drama to Shōgun, a limited series that won't compete for Best Limited Series so that Fargo, a comedy series, has a chance there. Enjoy the Emmys!

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I can only poop on my home WiFi

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INTERVIEWER: So what would you say is your greatest weakness? ME (superhero in civilian identity): …I choose not to answer INTERVIEWER (supervillain in civilian identity): *thinking* damn

Bring back defeating dungeons instead of completing projects

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BREAKING: The Cybertruck has died of fentanyl exposure