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NYU students who participated in encampment are still currently banned from campus and must complete ‘reflection papers’ on why their behavior was ostensibly lacking integrity. facultyforpalestine.education/2024/05/13/m...
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No seriously I read the whole module and it tells students they have to watch and analyse the episode of the Simpsons where Lisa cheats and write multiple essays about it 😭😭😭
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Sounds suitably Maoist to require them to engage in vigorous self-criticism before sentencing.
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Ordinarily I would push back against analogies to struggle sessions but…shit, that’s the first thing that comes to mind here
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This is the sort of thing Restorative Justice advocates want.
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“Some consider it particularly sanctimonious that NYU is punishing student activists using Symplicity “ethics” assignments because in 2014, Symplicity pleaded guilty in Federal court on criminal hacking charges targeting educational SaaS competitors.”
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Restricting students from campus seems a clear violation of rules on conducting legal evictions.
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There are loopholes for dorms in terms of eviction laws (I'm not saying it's okay, but that's how they're getting away with it). In terms of restricting students from classes/ other buildings, it's almost certainly true that NYU is violating its own rules on procedure.
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Claiming the students “lack integrity” while NYU doesn’t have the integrity to do this shit themselves, outsources to someone else
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Accountability? In *this* day and age?! (sigh)
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It defines integrity as obedience to behaviour codes which are described as incorruptible 🫠
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“Profiting from mass murder of civilians and aid workers is ok, but protesting it unacceptable. I’m sorry for putting my morals above profits.”
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These will be fun. I expect them to be, eg.: mockingly over top; to contain hidden messages; to be written in Arabic; written on photos of war crimes; etc, etc.
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Why didn't I think of this grift
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“A private firm specializing in ‘behavioral intervention management’”
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Yes! bsky.app/profile/gabb...
"a private company that specializes in "behavioral intervention management" on college campuses" What a revolting collection of words and concepts.
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Finally, an ethical use case for generative AI
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My brother was 13 in 1965 and was arrested for possession of marijuana (when the cops showed up, the dummy stopped to pick up the pot). Sentenced to see a psychiatrist and to write a 10-page paper on the dangers of weed. He Well, Ackshully-ed the paper, but made sure it fit the sentence requirements
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Nathan, please tell me all of these students are telling NYU admin where they can shove their fucking reflection papers…
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it's cool to know that "lack of integrity" is basically saying "we want power over you, you WILL bend the knee and kiss our puckered asses so we *maybe* pretend to forgive you"
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Finally, a good use for generative AI and writing assignments.
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School should be sued. Get all the students together. Class action it.
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Is NYU seriously Breakfast Clubbing the student activists??
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The “discipline” is bad enough, but a public university outsources it? What the hell?
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Immediately wondering about what kind of ghouls said "You know what might make a good business? Behavioral intervention on college campuses!"
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Finally a good use for AI writing…
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chatgpt has entered the chat
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"I'm sorry for making racists feel bad about their racism. Also, I now realize that the US economy is reliant on commodifying oppression as a economic service that questioning this is a genuine threat to the US economy. So, the protest I participated in was not just un-American but anti-American."
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i’d write” fuck your reflections gestapo wardens”
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I don't understand at all. If they are Persona non grata, and they don't face criminal charges, what hold does NYU have over them to make them do this? Is that what it takes to make them Persona grata? Or is something else involved?
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Off the top of my head : completing the very expensive degree they're part way through and won't get a refund on. (Don't actually know how US higher education works but probably something in that direction).
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As I said, returning them to Persona grata. But the statement doesn't say that.
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Oh sorry, somehow missed the last bit of your skeet. Yeah if that doesn't get them reinstated there'd be no point.
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Here you go, it's further down the release 'The disciplinary letters for students subjected to both assignments note that “Failure to sufficiently complete this sanction will result in a censure being placed on your academic transcript.”'
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What does that mean? "Valedictorian but thought criminal" With honours, but staunchly anti-genocide...
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It's crazy-making. Done in such bad faith by NYU.
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They could probably transfer the credits to another institution, but NYU has prestige, is in the heart of Manhattan, etc., and so it wouldn't be an easy decision to just give it up. Plus other universities might deny them due to this history now.
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I would write about how Israel is committing genocide on stolen land, just like the United States did for three hundred years, until they subdued the rest of the Native Americans, before realizing their tourist potential. I would point out the immorality of universities that invest in Israel. A+
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It's just so great that these administrators a) assigned writing as a punishment, and b) outsourced the administration of the punishment to an outside company. Just great, guys. (sarcasm)
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It’s the outsourcing to a private company that adds another dystopian level to this excerpt…
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I am at a loss for words.
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Definitely time to code some sentiments into those papers.