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executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social · a day
I believe in few things as strongly that I believe that trans joy will win and that these are the fevered lashings of a bunch of people filled with rage at the realization that the world is passing them by and beyond their control
Avatar Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · a day
So far this is basically the trans-bashing convention and (1) it's disgusting, and (2) I'm really not sure it's what normal people want to hear from a political party. Also if any neutral media type really care about "lowering the temperature" they should start note the hate speech in Milwaukee.
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adam @adamdm4.bsky.social · a day
shoutout to me and my buddy john for seeing through jd vance’s bullshit back when every newspaper in the country was falling all over themselves to praise his shitty book
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El tejón @ohgod.bsky.social · 6 days
Logged onto Facebook for the first time in ever and here’s some unexpected news
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 8 days
Can't stop thinking about the McSweeney's Sad Dad Bands, (first published January 14, 2022.) Back on Twitter, I started a thread of my own riffs on Sad Dad Bands on January 17, 2022. Here is that thread, recreated. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wha...
What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About Youwww.mcsweeneys.net The War on Drugs You make your own paella and take super long naps on Saturday. Like over two hours, consistently. You prefer the smallest possible...
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Chris Kopech @kopechcr.bsky.social · 8 days
Didn't mention it once in the debate (50M viewers) or once in his interview with Stephanopoulos (8M). Instead goes on Morning Joe and talks about NATO. What are we even doing?
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 8 days
No this is true, the *campaign* has been hammering it, but it would be a good idea for the *candidate* to do that as well. Which again, I think speaks to the major challenge
Avatar Ben @vtben.bsky.social · 8 days
Look I don't have a lot of nice things to say about Biden right now but I just saw an Instagram post from his campaign last week that said "Google Project 2025" so idk where you got this idea from.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 9 days
the dunk contest and home run derby can both be fixed in the same way: put every active player in the stadium and select the participants without warning like the start of a price is right episode
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man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social · 9 days
posting this as a favor to you, the listener
A Fine Day for a Paradewww.youtube.com Provided to YouTube by Atlantic RecordsA Fine Day for a Parade · Fountains Of WayneUtopia Parkway℗ 1990 Atlantic Recording Corporation for the United States ...
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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 9 days
French fascists are the biggest losers because they’re all Catholic so they think all the actually cool things about French culture like smoking and horniness are degeneracy
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El tejón @ohgod.bsky.social · 14 days
one way for biden to regain my faith as a leader would be to send alito and thomas to gitmo, which he can probably do now
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Link. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social · 15 days
When you fall out of a coconut tree and suddenly realize you’re in the K Hive.
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man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social · 20 days
Using AI to create a 1950s doo-wop heartthrob sourced from Democratic Party fundraising emails who had a string of hits like "I Need You to Step Up Right Now to Send a Message to Loneliness" and "An Emergency Communication Regarding My Heart (It's Yours and Will Pump at 200% for the Next 48 Hours)."
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El tejón @ohgod.bsky.social · 22 days
WELL HOW BOUT THEM PANTHERS BABY
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El tejón @ohgod.bsky.social · 23 days
just saw Joan Jett doing a replacements song. My heart is full
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 24 days
the GOAT I read BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS in 8th Grade and it Broke My Brain in the Best Way Possible
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BikeMikeBike @thespinner.bsky.social · 24 days
Cruz: THIS IS NOT MY UGLY WIFE
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luke @coolhand.bsky.social · 25 days
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.bsky.social · 25 days
LARRY DAVID [leaning, smiling]: You, uh...you kinda cheated. BILBO BAGGINS: What? LARRY: The riddle game..."What have I got in my pocket?"...It's not really a riddle. BILBO: Uh-huh. Gollum agreeing to answer doesn't mean anything to you? LARRY: He's not all there. Mentally, he's not all there.
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El tejón @ohgod.bsky.social · 25 days
put down whatever you’re doing and watch Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Avatar Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 25 days
Today is the 58th anniversary of the opening of Mike Nichols's first movie, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? It was an earthquake. I can't give you a contemporary analogy because none quite works, but it remains a you-cannot-look-away mindblower. It's rentable in many places; pls don't watch on Tubi.
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brain @littlebluecouch.bsky.social · 25 days
it is classically funny, like back-to-basics good-timing rubber-chicken funny, that depression/anxiety meds have side effects like this
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25 days
It's so fucking BASED to get absolutely zero value out of your existence beyond what you produce and consume. This is why the libs fear DeSantis, they know that he understands real Americans do not want anything cool or interesting in their lives. www.nytimes.com/2024/06/21/a...
DeSantis Vetoes All Arts Grants in Floridawww.nytimes.com Gov. Ron DeSantis gave no explanation for zeroing out the $32 million in grants that were approved by state lawmakers.
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El tejón @ohgod.bsky.social · 1 mo
king of the hill did the lifter bros dirty. They just wanted gains for bill as we all should
Avatar KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 1 mo
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El tejón @ohgod.bsky.social · 1 mo
snapman, cracklington and james “pop” diaz-smith
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Toucan Samuel
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El tejón @ohgod.bsky.social · 1 mo
NEVER COME AT THE MENSWEAR GUY REPEAT DO NOT COME AT MENSWEAR GUY
Avatar Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 1 mo
damn, dude
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El tejón @ohgod.bsky.social · 1 mo
hockey’s coming home
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beloved character on brand new adventure @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1 mo
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SaraKateW, Torpid Homebody @sarakatew.bsky.social · 1 mo
I POOPED AT THE SEANCE
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1 mo
people will share all sorts of different tips and tricks for how to season your keyboard. i can tell you the method that works for me: eat some potato chips right before you start typing. over time your keyboard will take on a natural sheen that will make your writing deeper and more complex
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 1 mo
how will the government tax my completely public transaction is lower on the list of questions I’d ask than how will my vendors extend me enough credit to buy a box of screws with my zero revenue balance sheet