This is literally why a lot of mothers love baseball tho. I've never heard more objectively raunchy commentary on a sportsman than when my ex-mother-in-law sees her favorite players come out on the plate.
I’d watch baseball more if this was going on. Please Pirates start doing this. At least it would be something other than just losing every year. I can’t even see Cutch tweeting about the furry convention.
"Excuse me while I get in uniform."
"This ball is tiny and cute, like most people."
"What do I do with it? I throw it? Okay!"
[Explosion, sounds of screaming]
