Matt Novak: Who’s going to be the first to prove their loyalty to Musk by letting his robot babysit their kid?

Who’s going to be the first to prove their loyalty to Musk by letting his robot babysit their kid?

Elon Musk Says Optimus Robot Will 'Babysit Your Kids' in Weirdest Prediction Yetgizmodo.com Musk predicted Tesla would reach a $25 trillion market cap thanks to robotics.

"Got my Optimus last week! It does seem to kill children whenever I leave it alone with them, and there doesn't seem to be a way to change its behavior. Can't get through to tech support either... Still love it, though! Thanks Elon!!"

It's designed by muskie. It will impregnate your children before it kills them.

“So, it seems like it’s just a nannycam being viewed by an underpaid 12 year old in another country? I guess what you’re trying to teach us is to be better parents OURSELVES! Thanks, Elon!!”

I came here just to find this

Don't get it wet!

AI is awesome with kids. bsky.app/profile/numb...

I mean

To be fair, I’d trust the robot over musk himself.

he'd totally mix up ketamine and baby formula

I can't read that subhead without making this

The first robot related sex injury is gonna be so funny.

I feel certain it's already happened. With a Roomba, maybe.

Wasn't that an Arrested Development story line?

You have 20 seconds to get back in bed.

🏆

Should take OceanGate's example and use it for his own kids. Wherever they are.

It'll be like the Cybertruck forum but everyone will be like, "Optimus strangled both of my children and dismembered one of my arms. Thank you for letting me beta test the robots, Mr. Musk. Still love Optimus!"

But in the Elon future everyone’s going to have at least ten kids anyway so losing a couple to Optimus being a crap babysitter isn’t going to be a major loss

This is a reflection on how little Elon gives a fuck about his 30 kids more than anything.

seems very counterproductive to his goal to have as many children as possible huh

Until Elon, I had no idea how many ways there are of expressing “I don’t have any friends”

ive disrupted fatherhood

"The Lady"

I'm guessing the predictable trip to the ER will be in a robotaxi too.

Oh nice. I can have this thing watch the kids while I go get my neuralink implant.

It’s so funny that dude is actively fantasizing about technological ways to ignore his kids more efficiently.

Do any of his kids even live with him?

Oh no idea

He’s trying to solve a problem he doesn’t even have 🤣

Just finished watching the introduction to Battlestar Galactica… 🤔☠️👼

someone like Trump, who loves money and influence but not so much his kids.

Has *anyone* seen one of these things?

We have to rely on the videos that Telsa has released, which obviously need to be scrutinized closely because Musk has tried to make it look like the robot is much more advanced than it really is

Robot Makers Try to Reassure Public They're Legit After Elon Musk Fudged Demogizmodo.com Musk's sleight of hand has inspired robot companies to add "no teleoperation" to their videos.

Lmaoooo it's decanting some fucking wine I'm screaming

“Trust us with your children” - Winner of the worst parent award

That is clearly just a rock em sock em robot

If he impregnates enough of his employees there's bound to be one willing to do the beta testing.

He just wants to perfect these to replace all his workers with. Only big business is interested in this field, & only the uber rich would be able to afford something like this as a play toy around & in their home.

do either of the Krassensteins have any children?

@kenklippenstein.bsky.social

Fun fact, they ARE children. The more you know.

Unless by "babysit your kids," he means "physically tether your children to an immobile metal mannequin that you paid 50k for, so that they cannot leave the room," I don't see it.

It’s going to be a psychopathic fanboy who doesn’t actually want to be a parent anymore, and solves 2 “problems” with 1 robot.

1. buy Twitter 2. stoke moral panic 3. pedo babysitter ⁉️ 4. profit

I wouldn’t let Elon himself babysit my kids.

it's going to teach the children why apartheid is cool, and then throw them through a window before setting the house on fire. actually, it won't do any of these things, because Tesla has no idea how to make the robots Elon's hallucinations demand.

Musk's kids are first lol...

Elon is a great parent who know a lot about raising kids:

Elon Musk: Billionaire's daughter cuts ties with her fatherwww.bbc.com The tech billionaire's 18-year-old daughter has applied to legally change her name and gender.

I'm sure he'll find a volunteer.

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