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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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ESA's (updated) Picture Of The Month (POTM) for June: quasar RX J1131-1231, located ~6 billion light years away and one of the best lensed quasars discovered to date. A foreground galaxy smears the image of the background quasar into a bright arc. esawebb.org/images/potm2... 🔭 🧪

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Your honor, with all due respect: it wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster.

Your honor, with all due respect, girls just wanna have fun

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Happy fourth

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Just to be really explicit about what’s happening here, the cover conflates age, physical disability, and cognitive disability, and goes on to conflate disability with unfitness for office. It’s utter bullshit.

IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?

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reassuring that on this ominous july 4 we can still take solace in the fact that england sucks ass and leaving it rocked

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A tradition unlike any other. defector.com/andrew-mccut...

Baseball's most sacred tradition continues, even in this misbegotten year. cc @davidjroth.bsky.social

Andrew McCutchen: "Furries" | Defectordefector.com It is a tribute to what a great career Andrew McCutchen has had, and how widely beloved he has been throughout it, that he has had the opportunity to tweet the single word “Furries” three distinct tim...

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Help Nathan Rabin get functioning teeth: gofund.me/61ec7ec3

Support Nathan's Journey to Dental Implants, organized by Nathan Rabingofund.me My name is Nathan Rabin. For the last twenty-seven years, I have been a fu… Nathan Rabin needs your support for Support Nathan's Journey to Dental Implants

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25 years ago today, we lost the great Mark Sandman. My liner notes written for @lightintheattic.bsky.social vinyl reissues of two classic Morphine LPs are now available to read online. Like Swimming: bit.ly/3UloG8T The Night; bit.ly/42rmYoK I hope you enjoy them. XO

Like Swimming by Morphinebit.ly Liner notes originally written for Light in the Attic Records' 2023 vinyl reissuesby Ryan H. Walsh 1996. Massachusetts. The photo shoot for the cover of Morphine’s fourth album was turning out to be u...

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She won a Pulitzer for exposing how the country's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail. "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.

She exposed how the nation's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail.www.nbcnews.com "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.

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If JK Rowling wants to experience the thrilling sense of constant fear you get imagining monsters lurking in bathroom stalls, she should just go play Silent Hill and leave the rest of us alone

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'Delicious riffs, ostentatious solos, all done as the leader of a crack band plugged into his ‘assouf blues meets Billy Gibbons boogie’ vision' Mdou Moctar - Funeral For Justice is at No 67 in tQ's Albums of the Year So Far buff.ly/3zr4BWv

Shout out to @aquariumdrunkard.bsky.social for this recommendation. youtu.be/Dno_DTYvE5w?...

The Creator Has a Master Planyoutu.be Provided to YouTube by Legacy Recordings The Creator Has a Master Plan · Norman Connors You Are My Starship ℗ 1976 Sony Music Entertainment Released on: 2014-08-22 Composer: Pharoah Sanders Composer: Leon Thomas Producer: Skip Drinkwater Producer: Jerry Schoenbaum Assistant Producer: Onaje Allan Gumbs Auto-generated by YouTube.

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Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.

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Things are going very well when we've reached the "Don't worry, the military won't obey orders to kill civilians" stage of democratic backsliding. It's the sweet spot, where good things happen. Right where we want to be.

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france stopped mattering when jean-pierre melville died

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Yesterday I closed my news and social apps for a couple of hours, dragged my husband along on a food rescue, rested when I didn't feel great and you know what? Today feels better because of the limits I set and where I chose to put my energy. Writing this down bc I will IMMEDIATELY forget it.

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The state of Vermont agreed to pay $175,000 in damages to a man who was pulled over for giving an officer the middle finger and arrested for disorderly conduct. What do you think? www.theonion.com/vermont-sett...

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It Serves You Right To Sufferyoutu.be Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group It Serves You Right To Suffer · John Lee Hooker It Serves You Right To Suffer ℗ 1966 UMG Recordings, Inc. Released on: 1966-01-01 Producer: Bob Thiele Associated Performer, Vocals, Guitar: John Lee Hooker Associated Performer, Bass Guitar: Milt Hinton Associated Performer, Guitar: Barry Galbraith Associated Performer, Drums: David "Panama" Francis Composer Lyricist: John Lee Hooker Auto-generated by YouTube.

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Yuzumo, a yuzu citrus fruit from Motegi (a town in Tochigi, Japan) at the Furusato Festival.

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with Furiosa fever going strong I will once again ask: did anyone else ever watch this fucked up movie that's like a more plausible and nihilistic take on the original Mad Max

Saltburn Forrest Gump Free Guy Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise Grease Kinds of Kindness Club Zero Top Gun Maverick

Logging off, burying my head in the sand like a truly pathetic democrat should.

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It’s #BobbyBonillaDay! Saint Homobonus (patron saint of business people), artist unknown, 13th c.