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Omg

(This is Canada’s immigration minister for those who don’t know)

I see your right wing nutjobs also genetically lack a sense of humor and the ability to think for themselves.

canadians, they’re not so different

They are generally nicer, don't go bankrupt over a hospitalization, and have routine. And Timmy's. I like routine, but my wife won't let me cook it, she says it's fattening. We don't have Timmy's in my part of New Hampshire but we got shitloads of Dunkin Donuts (I refuse to call them just Dunkin).

richard, according to an insider (canadian) they’re trying to become more like our failing systems. cc: @itsdoug.ca

Routine?

Evidently, some Canadians don't learn from our mistakes, just like some of us refuse to learn from other countries' successes.

ITYM "poutine"? (Which I think is disgusting, but maybe it was just badly done, the one time I had it.)

you must’ve had bad stuff because poutine slaps

The key to enjoying poutine, as I understand it, is to be very hungry, very cold, and quite possibly, very drunk. Or, just really love carbs :)

See also Babylon Bee, The.

If they could do that then we wouldn’t be in the situation we’re currently in.

I hate to remind anyone of jason kenney, but he already granted citizenship to santa over a decade ago:

Minister Kenney reaffirms Santa's citizenship during special citizenship ceremony in Calgary - Canad...www.canada.ca Citizenship, Immigration and Multiculturalism Minister Jason Kenney today reaffirmed Santa Claus as a Canadian citizen during a special citizenship ceremony.

In that case he has dual citizenship, he's been norwegian since he applied for visa after Gallipoli. Btw, he's originally turk

Pwned

He’s the not-a-broker insurance salesman right?

no, that's andrew scheer. kenney is the disgraced ex-premier of alberta

Ah, right.! In my defense, they are all pretty interchangeable muppets.

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice…

FFS! Why are you all like this?

The exact same kind of angry people got triggered when NPR tweeted the US Declaration of Independence... www.huffpost.com/entry/npr-de...

And apparently these people don’t know it’s Santa. OMG 😆

Pressing the 'enrage bigots' button on this is pretty good

If people insist on being morons, may as well have some fun with it.

Umpteen billion counts of trespassing

Plus innumerable counts of speeding, unethical work practices, air traffic violations, and citations for animal cruelty (that reindeer at the front needs to go to the vet; he has a 'condition').

Union busting.

I love that someone made this.

Guy can’t even be bothered to obey the laws of space-time.

The replies are slaying me! 🤣😂🎅

* sleighing

Ha!

I genuinely couldn't tell whether I was making a pun here or just correcting the spelling of a pun you were making.

They'll have to pivot to "the fact that I could believe it really says something about the current state of affairs"...

1 million %

Maybe Santa is coming to town

this is the year that NORAD finally shoots him down

Santa strikes fears into conservatives again!

He got me at the end, not gonna lie.

Meanwhile we're getting some bad news about a military-aged male in Judea who is apparently traveling with his wife to an unknown destination.

Genius level trolling!

Given that it's said that he punched Arius at the First Council of Nicaea, I wouldn't call him non-violent

It's hilarious he suggested that A) Santa is a criminal and B) that Santa is a foreign national. Canada officially claims the territory of the North Pole, and the official stance of Canada Post is that Santa's workshop is in Canadian territory with the postal code H0H 0H0.

Now I'm imagining Russia, the US, or Denmark bringing up this post at the UN as proof that Canada has no claim over the Arctic. 🤣😔

That's brilliant!