lil orphan goshzilla

The "delete it, who cares?" mindset of a lot of studios now reminds me of how the BBC didn't think it was important to save their history either and mindlessly destroyed millions of pounds worth of their own IP.

Wipe Out: When the BBC Kept Erasing Its Own Historywww.mentalfloss.com In the 1950s, '60s, and '70s, the BBC was so intent on erasing its original programming that employees could wipe a show with just three words on a generic form:

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oh my god now there's a "future of prison" startup that says it will use AI and brain implants to plant fake memories into the brains of criminals, "rehabilitating" them in minutes instead of years and I am going to spend the rest of the day screaming now sciencetimes.com/articles/509...

Cognify: Revolutionary Prison Concept Uses AI and Brain Implants to Fast-Track Criminal Rehabilitationsciencetimes.com Discover how AI and brain implants are transforming rehabilitation. Read more on Cognify's innovative prison concept now!

Ah, finally purchased enough possessions to attain happiness, feels good man

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Fury is the energy to swing the sword in battle with the demons and ghouls that would grind us into dust. Hope is the energy to get out of bed and pick up the sword.

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that one's going in the folder

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Breaking: All Americans ages 6 months and older should receive one of the new Covid-19 vaccines when they become available this fall, scientific advisers to the CDC said on Thursday. www.nytimes.com/2024/06/27/h...

New Covid Shots Recommended for Americans 6 Months and Older This Fallwww.nytimes.com As the virus continues to mutate, scientific advisers to the C.D.C. are urging Americans to roll up their sleeves again for annual vaccinations.

Sorry I called your mother a coke whore, that’s a double Freudian slip

I think we all finished this sentence better than the original headline

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Folks, we’re all just one MDMA bender away from true happiness

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Not just a place but a state of mind. Not just somewhere to be but a way of being

The Kids in the Hall - Impulsivewww.youtube.com S05E19 1995 Everything Kids in the Hall can be found on this channel. Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, Scott Thompson

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“I battle wit’ Natskis And punchk papparatskis I’m Sean Penn the Actor Man🎶”

*bursts into parmount’s ceo office* “i found our popeye!”

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Just learned the Spanish version of "righty tighty, lefty loosey" translates as "the right oppresses, the left liberates" and holy shit that goes hard.

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Wait til you have to stand in line to get into the Limewire listening party at burning man

Puns are the unicycle of jokes. It’s a neat trick, and then it’s just annoying.

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datebook (⬇️back cover ⬇️)

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"The American flag is more than a symbol of our freedom—it’s an omnipotent entity that can make your wildest dreams come true."

Updated U.S. Flag Code States That American Flag Has Power To Grant Wisheswww.theonion.com WASHINGTON—In an increasingly rare bipartisan act, the U.S. Flag Code was reportedly updated Tuesday to state that the American flag has the power to grant wishes. “The American flag is more than a sy...

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guys i wrote another book!!! it's coming out in october!!! you can preorder it here!!! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia...

It’s taken me this long to realize that sleeping in Baldur’s Gate 3 doesn’t punish you for taking too long on the main quest, and now I’m just napping all the time with my slutty camp full of gig-based murderers

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Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal

Discworld QOTD, from The Truth “The young man is also an idealist. He has yet to find out that what’s in the public interest is not what the public is interested in.”

It is not that I am a man of zero fucks, but it is true that I have zero fucks to give

You can go to a 70 year old barber, give him 12 dollars, and he’ll give you the exact same haircut he has. It’s like the Costco hotdog deal but for hair.

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*Farnsworth voice* good news everybody

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When I die, throw me out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

I’ve reached a point in my life where I’m pretty much broke, but most of my problems can be fixed by suddenly acquiring $1000. It’s nice. Also, may I have $1000?