notgordonallport

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It is no comfort to tell someone who is struggling that others have it worse. At best, you add guilt to their worries. At worst, you invoke wider despair. A true warrior knows not to borrow trouble, and to help your comrades, not add to their burdens.

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why r u crying if ur a man. thats woman shit. r u secretly a woman. do u want some of this estrogen. do u want to use a different name and she/her pronouns. do u want to maybe kiss

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The one constant in Bluesky is that my pedantic humorless enemies are also gigantic ass losers

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imagine being a french right winger spending the last week's since the EU election absolutely giddy at the prospect of the end of centrist rule, only for centrist rule to be replaced by a left coalition

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If you're worried about brevity in your writing, don't. It took Project 2025 nine hundred pages to say fourteen words.

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version with alt text. Michelle Wolf really delivered here; she’s been hella sharp every time i’ve seen her perform.

Just a reminder that Michelle Wolf nailed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner. NYT, I’m looking in your direction especially.

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yes, and...?

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lord i see what youve done for other peoples

BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.

Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...

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NYT has gone full David Duke archive.is/zDuRR

The New York times literally running the 14 words in a piece on the print edition main page. “actually they just want to reclaim the values of Western civilization as they see it … with larger families and fewer immigrants” is a mainstreamed version of the 14 words. TNYT is back to its Nazi defense

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Quit sharing that picture of Marie La Pen crying! She won’t see it but your friends and family who are horrible fucking loser racists will

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I need you all to know about Dora the Destroyer

Deadpool vs Dora the Destroyer (Part 2) #deadpool #doratheexplorer #cosplayyoutube.com

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This is what will fix me

Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too

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🎵🎶 Life is a highway 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 It should be maintained 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 With public funds 🎶🎵

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I just read an article that said "Why is it taking so long for your favorite movies and tv series to air? Blame the writers and actor strikes" No I won't. I'm blaming that ✨single✨ motherfucker at the studio who makes $250 million dollars a year who's one job is supposed to make this shit happen.

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Here's some fashy tears for your Sunday.

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“my plan is to burn everything to the ground and then enact a communist utopia even though I have no power, extremely limited resources, and am unable to have collaborative conversations with others in my community because I am truly an individualist and it’s my way or the highway” cool!

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So the 85+ year old in my church who has gone through jim crow & chemo made a point of asking me what my name was now because he wanted to make sure he called me the right thing, so that was a bit of nice this morning. The bigots will lose

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LEFTISTS: [gesturing to final power point slide on Direct Action] do you see? explain it back to me LIBERALS: we...vote even harder LEFTISTS: "vote har...", one second [kicks 7 holes through bottom of desk] FUCK LIBERALS: did I get it right 🙂

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The NYT's Growing Social Media Gaffes Lead To Serious Questions Regarding Paper's Viability

Okay, looks we may be jumping the gun here. Lorenz says the NYT says they didn't delete their Threads account on purpose.

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The Mark Zuckerberg Website for Kids Who Can’t Read Good doing better targeted harassment of the NYT than Bsky or Twitter

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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

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Bibi is pretty clearly now actively working to prevent a hostage/ceasefire deal. The man is a deranged lunatic who belongs in jail. www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog-jul...

Netanyahu issues list of Israeli demands as hostage-truce talks slated to restartwww.timesofisrael.com IDF major killed fighting in Rafah * Thousands rally nationwide demanding hostage release deal * Soldier and two civilians -- including US citizen -- wounded in Hezbollah attack

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A get out the vote ad that just says “do you really want the FRENCH to beat us?”

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In the wake of the British and French election results, expect a wave of concerned editorials about how the right must moderate its extreme positions and rhetoric if it wants to appeal to the majority hahahahahahahahahahaha

The New York Times is always so hopeful.

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A widely predicted victory for the far right in France has instead turned into a victory for the left *because people turned out in record numbers to vote.* Defeat is not inevitable and more progressive elected officials means more progressive policies.

In France, the left coalition comes in first, Macron second, the far-right third. The best way to defeat fascism is not centrism, it’s a strong left.

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Weil's so schön ist.

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Conservatives: "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!" The Epstein Files: *name Donald Trump a bunch* Conservatives: "WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!"