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the pool is to swim the horses

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Molly (No longer 🔵)

it is indeed real

jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

aaaaaand we’re done

“yankees sack! yankees sack! yankees sack!”

Of course New England Patriots fans would vote for the Reform Party

soon

errrrrrrrrbody losin

doing great, rishi!

most normal anglophone country

this is why the size of the majority matters

love to grow bananas in the mountains of iowa

Paton, Iowa Population: 230 Photos from Google Places API Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paton,_Iowa

this @ugarles.bsky.social one was about meatball's adventures in iowa but still works

Huh?!

Reply to

Matti

wife has a kitten going nuts in her office today

“how does this relate to an average person?” being a question that makes neera have to double back is extremely funny ngl

finally a real poll

When you fall out of a coconut tree and suddenly realize you’re in the K Hive.

(extremely late-aughts fark voice) the people yearn for a return from “Preznit” Ballrog HUSSEIN Sombrero Fartbongo

i’m so upset right now

i get the appeal but prions are a thing y'all and the dutch should serve as a warning

A gentle reminder of how some other nations have let their rulers know their displeasure dutchreview.com/culture/dutc...

Johan de Witt: That time the Dutch people ate their prime ministerdutchreview.com Johan de Witt, the leader of the Dutch Republic, was killed and eaten by a Dutch mob following much discontent amongst the masses.

hmm

lol

didn’t newsom make an account on here and then immediately get jimmy fallon’d?

The Telegraph is one of those strange, ranting people you cross the street to avoid.

Reply to

Energetic Nova

i re-took it and with slightly different questions it got much closer but no idea where irving and the red in Missouri are coming from

not really all that close tbh

Well goddamn if they didn't have me pinned. Gift link if you want to do yours. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

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Bailey McCann

the 90s are so back

love to worry about fascism and flee to (checks notes) italy

if you think this about elizabeth warren you need to back down the dosage on your edibles, sorry

keeping up with the debate reading y’all and a group chat

many people are saying!

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