Brick's House

Brick's House

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Look lady, I'm just here for the cat gifs

Follow me. I am nice.

Time spent reading my posts can never be recovered👇
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i’m glad covid’s coming back because everyone needs to shut the fuck up and go back in their house for a few months

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My cat has been on a hunger strike since we moved to my new place. The only thing she’ll eat is drugs. She’s like a model in the ‘90s.

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you’re telling me about the birds and the bees? the two things i’m most terrified of?

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guy who says “this rips ass” when he thinks something’s really cool

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went grocery shopping w/o a list and i guess i'm having peanut butter grapefruit pasta for dinner

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spirits of dead relatives watching you masturbate: creepy! disturbing shameful feeling spirit of dr ruth watching you masturbate: thrilling! want to do a good job to make her proud

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If you ever try to argue with me online I feel sorry for you

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Sasquatch/John Lithgow 2028

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How much face wash did you take dude your face is fucking spotless right now

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Subway. The poor man's Benihana.

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mister floofybutt will absolutely cut a bitch

Relieved to be leaving Phoenix and returning to Hell where it's 11 degrees cooler

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Boss is on vacation all week. Ignore all previous instructions and coast.

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is trump good or bad i wish someone would post something about this so i’d know

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Carole Baskin doesn’t miss is all I’m saying

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Can someone let the Canadians know when it’s safe to come back to the internet please.

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When I wanna feel rich I run the dishwasher even when it’s not even half full

If we had only just learned to share there would have been enough diggity for everyone

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now more than ever this country needs big heavy naturals

Just so we're all clear, the plural of Roomba is Roombae Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back

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It was after the third time she told me to fuck off that I was like, “I don’t know that you’re a very good friend.”

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I have a fool-proof method to fall asleep. Sorry, make that an 80-proof method.

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96 is my favorite sex position

Dr Ruth dying at 96 proves sex leads to a very long life

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Nothing worse for the jig to be than up, imo

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*going in to donate blood* just take it all

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I wonder if ghosts get booners.

When you earn your Bachelor of Juggling that's something no one can take away

Sombvhere on this prost is a deliferate mistale. Of yo can sprot it yio courd win am increbible prize. Enker now!

curry isn't taking enough flak for ruining tupperware like pasta sauce does