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Jeremy Bearimy

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Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills and hyperfoci. Partner of @cynxyn. Seeking new work.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · few sec
they probably have a fetish for getting dragged
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 4 min
don’t forget his stupid “let’s all get along and meet in the middle” rally in DC just as the trumpites were really ramping up on the hate speech and hollowing out every federal agency
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 14 hr
When Nora Met Nettle 📷 Kathy Street
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 39 min
That was why I left FB when Zuck was openly cahooting with Trump in person, then his new news “moderators” were all from right-wing outlets.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 42 min
does that mean hamburgers are boneless steaks?
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 6 hr
With four days remaining before voting is closed, a final plea: please vote for the October Daye books for Best Series. The beautiful irony of a series that began because I couldn't figure out how else to make a living off a folklore degree and a thesis about "Tam Lin" would be glorious.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 3 hr
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social openduels
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 5 hr
There goes my idea for Crocs Psychopomps
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 5 hr
Even apart from the ridiculous image, when did Amazon book titles become a list of spicy ao3 tags?
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 5 hr
Wait, is that the title or just the prompt they gave the AI to write the book?
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 5 hr
Got to hustle for pennies even while we’re supposedly relaxing now, I guess? The trend I hate is 90% of mobile games using that same domed PvP city engine with different skins, but very misleading ads so you can’t tell.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 5 hr
I think that’s just called “milkshakes?”
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 5 hr
Why are the sides not… At least it gave her pockets
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 6 hr
Once saw him on a late night talk show menacingly say on demand “I bought some socks…at Target.” Gave me chills.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 6 hr
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
It is Vampire Bill! Took me half the episode.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
One of her main costars from True Blood played the killer in the Elsbeth pilot.
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Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 9 hr
Let's be clear: Who gets to be considered fully human is what's at stake this election. We can have reasonable disagreements about government regulations and taxes, but we cannot have a reasonable disagreement about whether everyone is entitled to be treated as equally human.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
He and his wife must be so much fun to hang out with. She makes a surprisingly good Columbo on “Elsbeth” right now.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
I mean, I still went full-on Calvin and Hobbes with it
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
This was the man who’d earlier given me one walkie talkie. Our nearest neighbor was a mile and a half away.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
The amazon reviews were an amazing collection of short satire pieces though.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
Yeah he…really drove home that I was a weird little kid with no friends. Got me good.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
I don’t think Mattel wanted people paging each other’s butts Then again they did later put out a Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick so
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
Oof. I heard that the crowd at the shooting started yelling at the press as if it were their fault for the main message of those rallies.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
When I asked my dad for a beeper he laughed and said “who would page you?” He wasn’t wrong but still
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
replied to every single post I made without saying anything
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 7 hr
I do not recall a dry season, at least around Portland, even outside the domed city weather. Maybe it was just a really wet year. Still, anyplace that rains except when it’s snowing and never has a thunderstorm is unnatural.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 8 hr
…is there a time machine involved? Sorry, willen haven beall a time machine involved?
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 8 hr
I’m so sorry. With their stance on reporters these days does the press room even have food and booze?