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RealTimeMissHavisham

@steenyswank.bsky.social

Left.Annoyed.Awake. 1900s cosplayer. Old Movies. Thousands-plus. '29-'34 Sweet Spot. Dead language familiarity. Demi-horticulturalist. I always vote.
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There's a pretty apple tree in the center of my walled garden.
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I miss the days when Samantha Bee would bubblingly inquire of an RNC attendee if they planned to pop over to the nearest ma-n-pa establishment and order up a delicious, hometown (insert Rust-Belt city name) Steamer.
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Microwaved a baby beetle for 2 minutes. Still kicking. It now lives in my silverware drawer, BFF.
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Yeah, like one time I swiped left on like two billion dates.
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Republican political stances are like onions in that the more you dissect them the more they make you cry.
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This has always been my argument for F: It is oriented around human comfort and safety, whereas C is oriented around the physical state of water. In all other measures, metric rules.
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Really, who would want to jump in for the VP slot? It's almost as risky as being in third grade.
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I keep adding things and reheating these leftovers, like the Stir Fry of Theseus
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Read the bible if you want to read the first Yelp review of hell
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In fishing towns and villages, the most haunted place isn't some pub with spurious tales of tunnels and spectral smugglers, but the causeway and steps down to harbour. For many ghosts cling to the infrastructure of labour, cling to the working that defined their lives – C. Josiffe
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If you’re watching this from outside the US, you have to understand that getting shot to an American is like stubbing your toe. I got shot while typing this. My weather app says the air outside is 14% bullets right now.
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Humans say "overgrown" perhaps but our 2-4-6-8-and-more legged friends say home sweet home.
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Take care, Pot Shop Boy💯💫🏆
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A film collection based on Donald Meek appearances covers much of the Golden Age output. A great actor to start with.
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A proper vibes-only take for a vibes-only election.
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I'm not sure what year the US lost its innocence but it wasn't fucking 2024
WTF are you smoking, BBC?
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Yes and no. But "winning" has certainly felt unconvincing.
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I've been condemning violence for decades. Today I'm gonna switch it up and celebrate.
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These are all lovely. Makes me want to inject a nice, calming dose of Florence Bates in The Brasher Doubloon '47.
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Really want to bottle that feeling I had after I heard my wife yell “Trump got shot” from another room and for about 3 seconds that was all I knew.
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Time to reapply what his machine did.
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Monks Walk to the Mountain Monastery of Athos - Hermann Corrodi (1844-1905)
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Subscription-model capitalism where you own nothing and just pay a monthly subscription forever (or until the corporation decides to make it unavailable) is especially funny after decades of "under communism you won't be able to own anything!" propaganda.
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"THeRe iS aBsOlUteLy nO pLaCe fOr pOLitIcAl vIoLeNce iN oUr dEmOcRaCy."
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More kitchen physics and chemistry!