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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4 days
Jack Black has replaced Kyle Gass with Tim Tebow and they are now called Respectful D and sing songs about doing normal push-ups instead of ones with their dick
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KarlMarkyMarx @karlmarkymarx.bsky.social · 7 days
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6 days
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loup garoux omegaverse @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 7 days
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@roland.cros.by · 9 days
this is by far the craziest longshot candidate replacement idea I’ve heard, but if the technology’s there I’ll hear them out
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 9 days
smoking a cigarette while little "-1 HP"s appear over my head
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11 days
it's wild how we think every other person is a black box of impossibly complex emotions and thoughts but our own thought processes are usually "mm.. hotdog"
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 12 days
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12 days
retire EVERY meme. post NEW THINGS. online has gotten FUCKING STALE
Avatar TW @twesq.bsky.social · 12 days
I think we can officially retire the heartbreaking meme now
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 12 days
To bring the nation together during this Summer of Going Through It, I believe the pharmaceutical industry should roll out some hits from back in the day — Quaaludes, Percodan, Dexedrine, fuck it, throw some codeine into Advil. Give a little something back to the people for once.
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Adam Kotsko @adamkotsko.bsky.social · 12 days
Tech bros aren't scam artists. They're scam *scientists*.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13 days
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 14 days
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Stonkers @stonkers.bsky.social · 15 days
Completely mind melted by how amazing this embroidery by peacocksandpinecones.co.uk is. Zoom in on the detail
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 16 days
Happy fourth
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Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social · 18 days
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Nails Nathan @chadstanton.bsky.social · 18 days
“So she would have the artist turn his lyrics over to the government prior to putting out or promoting any songs he planned to use them in, and at that point if they are deemed to be “inconsistent with the goals of rehabilitation”, prosecutors could ask to modify Dorsey’s supervised release terms.”
Rapper BG ordered to have all future songs approved by US governmentwww.theguardian.com Ruling leads to claims that BG’s right to free speech unfairly challenged in another case putting rap lyrics on trial
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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19 days
look no matter what happens in november or indeed for the foreseeable future you have to keep being alive and you have to figure out a way to live with yourself. so. what’s that look like? what are you going to do?
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cait @cait.bsky.social · 20 days
i'm gonna be honest with y'all i'm sick of getting this fucking bread
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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social · 21 days
Decorated my new propane tank
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Jared @bj-slive.bsky.social · 23 days
What have they done to us
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 22 days
One more Thing...
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Gregory Possum-Finder @gregerskine.bsky.social · 22 days
seeing a LOT of complaining about the supreme court from folks who couldn't even be bothered to vote for their preferred justice
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23 days
Remember, you don’t have to watch the debate. You can just as easily watch the episode of Columbo where he talks at length about how he likes his wife thick as fuck.
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Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social · 23 days
help
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24 days
every American should be unionized. there should be a union if you don't fit in any other union. There should be a union if you're unemployed
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cait @cait.bsky.social · 1 mo
the problem with community moderation is that no one who would WANT to be a moderator should ever be a moderator of anything
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 1 mo
MONDAY MOOD…
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Spacenerd19 @spacenerd19.bsky.social · 1 mo
Transphobia out there destroying lives. Fuck everyone involved. Every voter, every politician, and an especially big fuck you to the “anonymous tipster” who outed the poor girl. www.yahoo.com/news/mom-tra...
Mom of transgender girl athlete says Florida's investigation has destroyed her daughter's lifewww.yahoo.com A Florida public school employee who faces firing because she allowed her transgender daughter to play girls high school volleyball assailed those who outed her child, saying Tuesday that the ensuing ...
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 1 mo
When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at COSTCO. Also, I don't want to be cremated