Ryan

@teshiron.bsky.social

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Muni driver, rabid union activist, Factorio player, gay as fuck. Over 40 so I don’t have time for your bullshit anymore. 😘 (Opinions are my own, I do not speak for my employer)

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I caught this Acmon blue butterfly at the right angle where the natural light has caused the scales to iridesce across the entire spectrum of colors, but still dominated by the indigo-blue the species is named for 📷🌈🦋

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oh my god now there's a "future of prison" startup that says it will use AI and brain implants to plant fake memories into the brains of criminals, "rehabilitating" them in minutes instead of years and I am going to spend the rest of the day screaming now sciencetimes.com/articles/509...

Cognify: Revolutionary Prison Concept Uses AI and Brain Implants to Fast-Track Criminal Rehabilitationsciencetimes.com Discover how AI and brain implants are transforming rehabilitation. Read more on Cognify's innovative prison concept now!

Someone should probably find him and stop him…

"34% of companies report that generative AI specifically has been assisting with strategic decision making? [...You're] admitting that you outsource your decision making to the thing that sometimes tells people to brew lethal toxins for their families to consume?" ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-...

I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicityludic.mataroa.blog

There is something to be said about the way LiveJournal Support contributed to the health of the community, vs. say social media like Twitter or Facebook, but my thoughts on it are perhaps a bit too scattered to put together right now.

I have a crackpot theory that the inaccessibility of customer service for all goods and services is contributing significantly to the general sense of alienation and impotence and lack of community.

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I have a crackpot theory that the inaccessibility of customer service for all goods and services is contributing significantly to the general sense of alienation and impotence and lack of community.

just when i seem to have figured out a way around the labyrinthine cvs phone tree, they seem to have switched it to voicemail only. absolute evil

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So this is a PrEP shot you only have to get twice a year, instead of every two months or a daily pill? Holy shit

New injection is 100% successful at preventing HIVwww.cnbc.com

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Motherfuckers don't need to run their goddamn cryptomining rigs all day and we sure as fuck don't need ChatGPT horseshit being ran all day but I don't see anybody crawling up their ass about power usage ...

Interesting article to run prior to a weekend where we expect a devastating heat wave and label it as “climate solutions”

This is hella cool, I hope it works as well as they say. Apparently they have the design and prototyping done already, and it’s 200%+ backed within an hour of launch. www.kickstarter.com/projects/958...

Olight: 3-in-1 Smart Battery Charger, Tester & Organizerwww.kickstarter.com For 32/36 Rechargeable AA/AAA Ni-MH Batteries | Automatic Charging & Storage | 2X Charging Speed | App Monitoring | 8-Layer Protection

Just @jai-dit.bsky.social being witty, nothing to see here.

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Today featured waterfalls

If the vehicle at the stop sign has started moving again, you (as the pedestrian) no longer have the right-of-way to step into the crosswalk. You don't get to just wander into the crosswalk in front of a city bus that's already in the intersection and expect it to stop for you.

ok i have another quote tweet prompt. what's something, big or small, related to your job or hobby, that most people don't know that you would like to have them know? it can be a concept, a piece of history, some vocabulary, or something else.

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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

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Senate Passes Emergency Border Funding To Prevent Female Leadership From Spreading To U.S.www.theonion.com WASHINGTON—Saying threats were at record levels after the recent presidential election in Mexico, the Senate passed emergency border funding Monday to prevent female leadership from spreading to the U...

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May I suggest a spin-off site? Having a "reliable" source for "conservative" legislation could be fun. You know those folks are going to use LLMs, so why not poison that well?

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And can I have some? #Eurovision

What the hell is going on in Ireland these days? 😂 #Eurovision

#SWE lol

High school musical meets the Matrix with Steven Gatley and Joseph Gordon Levitt’s love children #Eurovision All of those things are compliments.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! 🎶 music.apple.com/us/album/pre...

Prelude from Te Deum, H. 146 by Anthony Newman, Wynton Marsalis & English Chamber Orchestra on Apple Musicmusic.apple.com Song · 1981 · Duration 1:48

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I have eaten the brain that was in the politician and which you were probably saving as a third party candidate Forgive me it was full of wrong information so spicy and so full of antivaxx nonsense....

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Hey folks, Very Serious Journalist here with the latest weather forecast for the Candy Kingdom. We're tracking a strawberry gumdrop storm system that's moving into the area over the next 24 hours, bringing an 85% chance of chocolate milk rain and the possibility of scattered M&M showers.

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there once was a man from nantucket who bought the new tesla rust bucket he parked like a douche and then ran out of juice quoth the man "y'all haters can suck it!"

The local newspaper in Nantucket is having some fun dumping on the Cybertruck which got stuck on the beach and also parked in a crosswalk

Cyber Stuck: First Tesla Cybertruck On Nantucket Has A Rough Daynantucketcurrent.com Nantucket Current is the island's leading online news source. We deliver the news, stories, and people of Nantucket, unbiased and unfiltered.

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The Titanic kills an average of 13.4 people a year

while it is too early to make a claim of pattering, the next time the Titanic will strike is quite possibly is the year 2134

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he's bored with cars, cars are hard and people have expectations about how they should work. AI is pure bullshit and so a natural pivot for the guy who will take us to Mars any day now

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If you can only find it in you to condemn violence at the hands of protestors, and not at the hands of the government, you're not actually an adherent of nonviolence. You just want Those Kinds of People to get beat up.

Absolutely not. Even if you’re being genuine about not having a eugenics motive here, there is NO GOOD REASON to promote having large families or high birth rates. The Earth cannot even support the current population in a sustainable way. Encouraging high birth rates is just irresponsible.

This is 10 years old, how have I never seen this? 💀😂

Anyway, @bencollins.bsky.social, hit them with this one sometime soon www.theonion.com/gop-maintain...

GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Menwww.theonion.com The Republican Party may have an insurmountable lead among young voters who dress and act like they’re already 50 years old.

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Me, galaxy brain: i think i will do gratuitous state violence to the elite wealthy students of America’s Ivy League universities, who inevitably will have rich parents and high powered lawyers. This makes sense to me, a city that already paid $115M in police misconduct lawsuits last year

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we trained an entire generation of kids how to handle getting shot at school and now people are acting surprised that they’re not afraid of getting shot at

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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.