The American Prospect: Can you stop being a weirdo in our mentions lol

personally I would have stopped stanning for this stuffed shirt imbecile after he didn’t start the Trump investigation for over a year, but I guess I just don’t know the intricacies of how the FBI is Actually Good

BREAKING: @ryanlcooper.com not only doesn't know what Merrick Garland has done with his dick, but he has been proven wrong over and over about what Merrick Garland's DOJ has done.

marcy becoming a reflexive stan for garlands doj has been disappointing to say the least

HONEY, HE TALKED ABOUT GARLAND's FUCKING DICK. What kind of pathologies are you defending. And he has been caught in false claims about Garland over and over. He is literally propaganda machine just like Fox.

i do not think the phrase “sitting on his dick” is indicative of any sexual pathology but ymmv

No? How about using it as a metaphor to engage in made up conspiracy theories about investigations? You're okay with makebelieve? Holy shit this guy has ADMITTED not to care about rule of law.

Look. @ddayen.bsky.social has done a superb job turning @theprospect.bsky.social around. But by platforming a guy who gleefully makes shit up and invents shit about other guys' dicks, he risks ruining the brand.

Can you stop being a weirdo in our mentions lol

I can stop funding you. I can stop crediting @ddayen.bsky.social. I will not stop calling out that you guys are supporting anti-democratic propaganda from Cooper, though.

"I'm so mad at you, I'm going to do plagarism" is not the threat you think it is lol

lmao I’m amazed I haven’t heard of your batshit unhinged account before and, before you block me, just know I think you fucking suck.

She did really good work during the Bush administration!

We’re all doomed to become embarrassing parodies of ourselves!

who is this person

Somebody who used to have it but doesn't anymore

Marcy Wheeler - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

That’s really interesting. I’m a sicko obsessed with politics but I genuinely had not ever heard of her or her Twitter presence. I believe she did good work at one point (and may still do so) but this kind of behavior is absolutely pathetic.

Hey what the fuck did I do here

actual cackling

(Solemnly) If you weren't busy sitting around on your dick you'd know...you'd know...

check you co² detector ma'am

You can also stfu

No, let her cook, this is the funniest shit that's happened here since Poster's Chats.

I feel cheated by not knowing about her account before today tbh So many embarrassing shitfits missed

Calm down, Margaret.

You are not well and nobody likes you for the most obvious reasons

The Creditor

When I’m deeply unwell, I try to be so within the confines of my house.

I have never made this promise nor do my loyal 3 friends expect it

look man when TAP calls you a weirdo....

When I saw this then got the "account muted" I was like "oh shit" XD

lol? LOL? Do you think staying on the right side of the facts is a laughing matter? If you -- and your readers -- value getting the story right. @emptywheel is your friend. If you don't, it will catch up with you in ways you could have avoided.

Personally I prefer my friends to be people who understand what a metaphor is.

If you prefer not to have friends who keep you honest (which, as you well know, is the underlying issue) you may be TAP's target audience. Progressivism deserves better.

have you ever read the prospect?

Used to be one of my top daily reads. More occasional now, like @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social . There's journalism, there's opinion journalism, and increasingly there's "We are all propagandists now" writing devoted to snagging and stroking an audience.

there are few better voices for the left than the prospect, i really don’t get what you’re on about

This has to be a bit

lol? LOL? lol