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I’ve seen online communities you noobs wouldn’t believe. Attacking comments in the forums of Usenet. I’ve seen Geocities blinking under a million construction GIFS, and threaded flame wars spanning hundreds of LiveJournals. These memories will be lost…like tears in rain…
This is probably part of why everyone on bluesky is 38 years old: 38 year olds are basically the only people who consider it totally normal to flee a sinking ship and then just casually resume the conversation on the tropical island they end up on. They've outlived dozens of ships.
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Oh, well played. That would have been better!
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Don’t forget BBSes and joints like Compuserve
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Couldn’t fit it all into the quote. It has a three part setup so I had to pick 3 of the 10 I’ve been through lol
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"threaded flame wars spanning hundreds of LiveJournals" And spilling over to Journalfen, and off to the comment threads on Whatever and to Making Light and eventually to FFanon...
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You weren't shit til you had a fandom_wank exposé
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"I've seen websites with unobtrusive advertising."
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I've seen usenet before green card spam
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If you wanted to try to hook up with someone from iscabbs, you had no idea what they looked like unless they had mailed you a photo. Usenet didn't even have a Star Wars group. I've seen some shit, man.
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ISCABBS! Oh man does that take me back (and yes, I did hook up with someone off there. Twice.)
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I may have also done this, also twice. The 90s were a different time.
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Dammit, now some twenty-something archaeologist is going to "dig up" The Great Reorganization of Usenet, aren't they? ugh
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I blame google for the loss.
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I’m only 34 but this so real. Random BB forums, livejournal, tumblr, twitter, xanga, IRC, you name it. We’ve been there, we’ve sunk, we’ve returned.
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Fortunately I took one look at GeoCities and Livejournal, and most of the walled gardens, and said, No Thanks.
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Awww, Geocities. My first home on the net!
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Recalling alt.syntax.tactical’s trolling of rec.pets.cats ….
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this. (fellow veteran of the Usenet Wars)
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Usenet flame wars, hahaha, the good old days!
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This is art in its purest form.
Excuse you! I'll have you know that I am only 27 years of age.
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And they would have vanished... like tears in the rain... If it wasn't for archiving
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The glittering C-beams split Undernet. I can’t login to IRC.
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The FYAD forum from Something Awful.
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I got one of my very first dates from that forum. It went about as you'd think
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Haha YIKES! But also PAK CHOOIE UNF
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It was the guy who made my "GIRL SPOTTED" thread in FYAD 🤣 he spent the entire date making fun of furries at me but I needed to date a guy real quick to get the are-you-gay heat off me. He showed me his dick right after meeting my parents when he came to pick me up for our first (& ONLY) date 😩
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I stayed out of FYAD. Too much negativity.
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Oh it was horrible. I was a very edgy teen tho. Or thought I was 😩😩😩
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I fought in the LJ flame wars. We *all* fought in the flame wars…
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I remember the message boards on Prodigy
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My arthritis flared up reading that.
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I came here to say this... I'm 60. there was also gopher, ICQ, URouLette, Prodigy, blogger, many search engines, dozens of "better bulletin board" attempts, music and movie pirate sites, and the heyday of aggregators like Slashdot and Boing Boing. They flared up like supernovas, then we moved on.
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"Yellow.... so much yellow.... it burns..."
Newbies! Coruscating newbies!
I’ve discussed tandem bikes on an email list for more than 20 years
I remember reading this on usenet back in the day, but probably not the original post: www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92...
Coruscating Newbies [rec.humor.funny]www.netfunny.com
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I put him in a meme with a cybertruck and the content labeler said it was gore lol