There was this guy in college who would yell "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THEY REALLY ARE DEVILED EGGS" and then start convulsing on the ground after taking a bite if someone had them at a BBQ.
It was a good bit.
My sister told me there was a guy in her dorm her first year of college who would “pretend to be possessed every month”
I asked her what made him do it, and she looked very thoughtful and said “I think he just liked having girls take care of him”
Well, that's it. If they're not going to face consequences for breaking the law, we're going to need to MAKE them face consequences. Even the British have the Magna Carta.
If I had a nickel for every time a cartoon did The Hangover but with two kids that ate a lot of candy, then I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right? #craigofthecreek
Let me be real clear, I would rather stand in community with people who define their gender with a series of arm movements and whose sexuality involves only experiencing attraction on Thursdays than a bunch of identity cops.
There is no debate as far as I'm concerned. There's either a guy who while not perfect generally seems to be trying to do right by people, or Felonies Georg.
"Now, on Fox Kids, it's Eek! The Cat. And after that, a former child star grapples with a physical condition that keeps her from ever growing up and forces her into a state of psychosis that shatters her ability to process reality. And then, Bobby's World!"
It is known that every “inspiring” story of a disadvantaged person raising money to address a social safety net failure is an appalling indictment of society but I think we should also include every glowing profile of teenage family-wealth-backed entrepreneurs who could model for the white boy emoji
This child's toy came up while I was looking at stuff on Amazon, and all of my #gamedesign neurons fired at once. I didn't even have an idea, my brain just lit up.
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listen, I’m driving myself mad thinking : none of this life we lead has to be this way. no one needs to suffer
There’s enough to go around, for everyone
why aren’t we making it so?
Another fun thing about this movie is there's a whole "international superspy" subplot that ends abruptly with the spy bumping into the Monster, like if James Bond went through 40% of From Russia with Love and then got murked out of nowhere by a hopping vampire.
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Tiredman™️ Marvel (2024)
A fifty-something man who suffers from constant tiredness and the ability to wake up for a piss 5 times a night discovers a plot to take over the world, which he passes on to the Avengers because he's going for a nap
