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tyler brune @tylerbrune.bsky.social · 8 mo

Poor Becky. Dead /and/ not Taylor Swift.

Her response was legendary

I'm glad to see Becky managed to recover from her fatal marijuana experience and go on to have a successful music career.

Her nose is still fucked from snorting the most gnarly nugs but she’ll be ok

I'm tryna figure out how people are internally comfortable waffling so much nonsense on the internet, probably ignorance of consequences, but still. Snorted Marijuana? Darwin was waiting for her. Don't aspirate organic plant materials. That's called suffocation Becky. 💀

Literally forget the very thing that gets me through Thanksgiving? Shiiiit….

*forgot That’s sobriety for you.

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Came to the comments for this, thank you for your service

Watch all about it in the famous documentary "Reefer Madness" 😆

I can't watch that anymore because of the scary part where they keep playing the piano faster.

Grandma will narc on you so fast!

She gets the best weed though

Am a grandma, can confirm.

That's not cranberry sauuuuce!

Oh sure, but if your uncles split a case of beer and get into a drunken fistfight over the best AC/DC vocalist, that’s perfectly fine?

this is a weird way for me to learn there was more than one AC/DC vocalist

It’s fine as long as the winner knew that it was Bon Scott.

. . . but after taking marijuana, the babysitter got mixed up; she put the turkey in the crib and the baby in the oven.

Before marijuana / After marijuana

You wouldn't steal a cranberry sauce

Instructions unclear forgot the cranberry sauce didn't forget the marijuana

Forgetting the Thanksgiving marijuana is exactly the kind of thing I'd do while high

So true, murdered so many friends over the years.

More likely, Terry ate all his friend's snacks and took a nap after having Marijuana...

Terry's friend gave him the marijuana while in a murderous craze?

I’m blaming his ugly polo.

Maybe he thought it would calm him down.

I saw a high guy kill a party-sized bag of tostitos once.

Ad Council: Man high on marijuana killed Tito at a party.

Powerful stuff. Cranberry sauce, I mean. Not the ad.

to be fair this happened to me the very first time i smoked marijuana, but i have been a daily user ever since and haven’t killed again so there’s two sides to the story

I did not realize it was a binary choice. Okay, put me down for marijuana, and keep the cranberries.

All it takes is one puff, kids, and then you’re a crazy reefer addict, jumping out of windows, thinking you can fly

This is your brain on cranberry sauce

He forgot to pass. 😔

Dude that depends, did Terry’s friend accuse him of bogarting the spliff? Because that’s bullshit man.

That’s impossible. That happens with booze 🤗

This got me a "false information" strike on FB.

he should’ve relaxed like his friend suggested.

I've killed so many people in a murderous craze after smoking weed, they'll never find me 🤷

and if they do 🪓

Intolerance

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It’s family, they’re all high, why not you?

Ah, yes. Those famous Mary Jane murder shakes, where you think everyone you meet is Buddha and so must kill him in order to achieve enlightenment by demonstrating your lack of attachment even to doctrine. Also, maybe he was bogarting. You don't know!

He IS making the murderous craze face, I mean we all can see it

Needs to calm down. Somehow, I don’t think cranberry sauce is the answer here.

porque no los dos etc

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