wet noodle

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A jazz musician once told me “If I make a mistake while performing I make sure to do it at least twice more, so people will assume I’m just being avant garde.”

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Oh my god

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has it occurred to anyone that we might be in this video game’s water level

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if you’re trying to engage with politically disconnected people about project 2025, identify a specific part that you think will resonate with them. i just told my friend who’s a public school teacher about the plan to abolish the department of education and that got her hooked.

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“women should stay in violent marriages - for the kids.” —JD Vance

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Beam of Light xkcd.com/2959

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THE RHETORIC, IT’S SO VIOLENT

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Pointing at the thermostat, the GOP screamed, “we must turn down the heat!” after setting fire to the drapes and selling out of “We Plan on Burning It All Down” tube tops and beer koozies

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Woody Guthrie, BOTD in 1912

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Today marks the 10-year anniversary of the release of my last album, Mandatory Fun. So to celebrate, this Friday I’ll be releasing a NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO!!!

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Just going to note, regarding "political violence" that three and a half years ago, Trump was encouraging a mob of people who wanted to hang his own VP.

October 2020: Trump defends plot to murder Gov. Whitmer January 2021: Trump sends mob to kill his own VP and members of Congress November 2023: Trump cheers attempted assassination of Nancy Pelosi March 2024: Trump posts video depicting abduction of Joe Biden

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makes you think

Trump cheers supporters who swarmed a Biden bus in Texas: ‘These patriots did nothing wrong’ www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/...

Trump cheers supporters who swarmed a Biden bus in Texas: ‘These patriots did nothing wrong’www.washingtonpost.com After the clash, Democrats working with Joe Biden’s campaign canceled events in Texas over the weekend, citing safety concerns, and federal and local law enforcement officials said on Sunday that they...

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast)

oh so suddenly they understand stochastic terrorism

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This is about to become so dangerous it’s really hard to explain what has just happened.

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cait

many acts of violence are spurred by a specific incident and i am worried this will be that incident for someone

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idk why everyone is talking about voting, i'm afraid that his followers are going to kill somebody bc of this

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Why is he knocking I gave him a key

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major platforms take Trump’s threats to retaliate against them if he wins seriously and do not believe there will be any consequences for putting a finger on the scale for him if Biden wins a second term this is the opposite of a functional business environment

Trump threatened to put Zuckerberg in jail this week. What the fuck are they doing

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Welp it happened again. Russian T90 tank this time.

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I know the takeaway is supposed to be “oh no crime” but a gang of thieves that exclusively steals rich people’s fancy watches at high-end restaurants both: 1. is not an issue most people need to worry about, and 2. sounds like the work of a Batman villain called Clockface or something

Moped-Riding Thieves Frighten Diners at Upscale N.Y.C. Restaurantswww.nytimes.com In Williamsburg and Manhattan, robbers have stolen watches worth tens of thousands of dollars before fleeing on motorbikes.

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How police will enforce a mask ban with a "health exception"

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how much tuah could a tony hawk tuah if a tony hawk could hawk tuah

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“Jewish communities worldwide have consistently and emphatically condemned Israel for using Judaism to justify their occupation and crimes against Palestinians.” [1/2]

Quds News Networkt.me Jewish communities worldwide have consistently and emphatically condemned Israel for using Judaism to justify their occupation and crimes against Palestinians. They vehemently oppose the notion of a ...

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Flying over US cities and in awe of how poorly designed they are.

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Book

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Some people say it’s just a philosophical difference. But Forester argued from a place of what he said were empirical studies and research to prove that vehicular cycling was safer than protected bike lanes. None met even the most basic scientific criteria and all have been thoroughly debunked.