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I THINK THAT WAS ACTUAL BALL LIGHTENING

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Metal Gear Siscon

past a responsible bed time but there's a thunderstorm coming in and i wanna seeeeeeee

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Given how the government is responding to the ongoing Covid pandemic I’m sure this will be fiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeee

An Emory University microbiologist and immunologist: “I will tell you that what has been driving me the past few months is trying to prevent H5 from becoming a pandemic…I have never felt that we were as close as we are now.”

Bird flu outbreak at Colorado farm as 5 workers reported positive: Experts warn of ‘turning point,’ call for urgent actionfortune.com Colorado’s governor has declared a disaster emergency in response to the first cluster of human H5N1 infection on a single U.S. farm.

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Parents do not have an unalienable right to transmit their religious beliefs to their own children if said chicken do not want these religious beliefs transmitted to them, find them uncomfortable, and find they disrespect their boundaries.

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So I put a dangling charm on my flip phone, which was the style at the time...

You are not prepared for Jeff Goldbloom's costume

now watching a tipped requested which is an 80s scifi comedy so it will probably compliment my high fever very nicely

Hubby-chan bringed me French fries 💖

Namu namu 🙏📿🙏 (No more phone calls) Namu namu 🙏📿🙏

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i mean, yes, but those things are unrelated.

I love when algorithms flail to try to zero in on you. "Okay, so you closed out of that ad for western wear last week. We hear you loud and clear: You want to get an abortion at the Satanic Temple."

trying to imagine Matt Gaetz "not being an asshole" and.... ah'got nuffink.

Meanwhile over at the Republican convention: DUDE: Don’t be an asshole MATT GAETZ: Dude, I don’t even know who you are. DUDE: It doesn’t fucking matter who I am. Don’t be an asshole. twitter.com/DWUhlfelderL...

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(1/*) Some useful examples: One of the reasons you see so many major colleges right alongside poor neighborhoods is because of a trend in the 40's-60's for cities to use schools as a reason to invoke eminent domain and steal land from otherwise flourishing racial enclaves at below market prices.

i 💖 KG

what in the clip clop cluster fuck are we even doing

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not enough performance art collectives become bands these days 🎶

Devo - Gates of Steel (Live on Fridays 1980) [HQ]youtu.be Devo plays Gates of Steel from their then new album Freedom of Choice on their first appearance on ABC's cult classic Fridays.

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There’s a bookstore in my town in SW Virginia with an entire shelf devoted to how much JD Vance sucks and doesn’t speak for Appalachia, which I’ve always had the sense is a somewhat bipartisan consensus out here, so I confess I am curious to see how that ends up playing.

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btw free Palestine 🇵🇸

whats all this then . huh

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Meidas has it: meidasnews.com/news/rudy-gi...

Rudy Giuliani Falls to Floor at RNCmeidasnews.com He doesn't look great.

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Day late and a dollar short on this, Biden lol

Reforming this court is imperative. Ethics rules and term limits alone cannot fully restore balance and independence to #SCOTUS. But today’s announcement is a watershed moment in the fight to take back the court. Our stmt from @liptonlubet.bsky.social:

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YOU CAN'T KILL ME !! - dashare.zone ADMIN

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FUCKING FINALLY

Breaking news: President Biden is finalizing plans to endorse major changes to the Supreme Court in the coming weeks, including proposals for legislation to establish term limits for the justices and an enforceable ethics code, according to two people briefed on the plans.

Biden set to announce support for major Supreme Court changeswww.washingtonpost.com The president has discussed the plans with constitutional scholars and members of Congress in recent weeks.

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Trust a neurodivergent person to injure themselves in a new exciting & unexpected way every single day. We’re real good for that. @themckenziest.gay

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Lol

He is not sending anybody to Mars. Ever. I mean...

20 satellites fall from sky after catastrophic SpaceX rocket failure, triggering investigationwww.livescience.com Twenty doomed Starlink satellites, which were prematurely released during a botched Falcon 9 rocket launch last week, have burned up in the upper atmosphere after falling back to Earth, new data confi...

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Folks really need to remember that any unity a fascist wants is always a hegemonic unity, an imperial unity, a unity that purges all undesirables from their nation. It’s a unity predicated on exclusion.

So as everyone blabs on and on about Trump saying he wants to unify, I just want to point out that Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet once helped create a holiday called "A Day of National Unity."

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This is so fucking heinous.

This is not complicated, but I have many, many white people in my mentions trying to explain that telling Black people how to live their lives is, in fact, not racist at all, that telling them how to work for liberation is also not racist, and that insisting that poverty is solidarity is righteous.

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JD Vance strikes me as the type of person that if you ask him, “What does it profit a man to gain the world but lose his soul?” he’d stare at you blankly and say, “Duh? THE WORLD!”

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Christian conservatives: “What if the Antichrist was our guy?”

Telling everyone JD stands for Jealous Debutante

Telling everyone that JD stands for Junk Dong

This video is a very specific intersection of my interests 💖🤣

Reenactment of how Valerie's partner Burt got away

Hunting the White Stag in Skyrimyoutu.be Christopher and Paulie go to the Pine Barrens*non-monetised*

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Found a blank one! I'm going to go fill it in almost completely, now.