Brendel: The one constant in Bluesky is that my pedantic humorless enemies are also gigantic ass losers

The one constant in Bluesky is that my pedantic humorless enemies are also gigantic ass losers

harris/palin harris/akin harris/santorum

straightforward from here

harris/harris2:theharrisening

look out, this guy is fluent in sarcasm

Harris/Cranberry dipping sauce

Sexually Suggestive

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Oh my god LOL

Truly embarrassing behavior

Is that true about the cranberry sauce tho? I’m intrigued.

Yeah it was actually really good. Honestly all the food tasted a little better, fries too

McDonald's is significantly better in every other country I've been to because most other countries would never tolerate the shit quality we do here 🤪 (especially across Asia)

I always tell people why Coke is better in every country. High Fructose Corn Syrup is only cheaper in America.

You can get Mexican Coke (made with cane sugar) in a glass bottle in a lot of places. Tastes so much better.

for like $3

Only kind I drink but I call it “Good Coke” and every time I ask for it that way at the places that have it, I get a knowing wink from the seller.

i got pain complet (whole wheat buns) on a BigMac in France. it also tasted like meat not sugar.

There was a discussion about this just the other day, though it was more focused on EU countries, but yeah, from the way cows are fed on down it's a whole different game!

Some of the best McDonald's I ever had was in Taipei.

Side note — don’t sleep on the jalapeño poppers at Arby’s, which come with a nice berry sauce.

They probably still fry them in beef tallow

Serious question : do they serve beers in US McD's?

Nope.

OK. Well maybe that's why the food tastes better in the french ones 😃

How is this real life?

This person didn’t get bullied enough as a kid

ROMNEY?!

Lmao

What, no Collins? I have concerns

Unbelievable that Thomas Friedman figured out how to make a burner account.

lmao

Harris/Trump unity ticket next

centrism is a brain disease

I dunno. Seems like a thought leader to me:

can’t decide if this is just like, a human dipshit or a low rent LLM

I think Harris has way better chances than people think but not if they aim to chain her to one of the two women most popularly known for betraying Roe or the guy whose campaign was so surreally inept that it made me think for a while that the Republicans would never hold the presidency again

that guy almost won dawg like it was a tight election

actually not sure which of the three lineups is the funniest possible one

My Jules and Vincent response was much better

Hell yeah

Refuse to believe such a person exists

oh and I guess you don’t like mcdonalds szechuan sauce huh #picklerick

Harris/metal automaton possessed by the soul of Andrew Johnson.

Harris/Liu Kang Harris/Raiden Harris/Jango Harris/Sub-Zero Harris/Jango Harris/Harris Harris/Harris MORTAL KOMBAT

Centrists are always right behind fascists. Fascists will shoot you in the head. Centrists will shrug, suggest the formation of a committee to investigate how that could have been handled better, then appoint the fascist to head the committee for the sake of balance and fairness.

Christ alive

Got ‘em

They should go to timeout. Forever.

every single time.

losers who also happen to be irony impaired

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