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David Kane, Secretary of Official Acts

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Jack Black has replaced Kyle Gass with Tim Tebow and they are now called Respectful D and sing songs about doing normal push-ups instead of ones with their dick
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The There's A Cricket song is a variant of the I Have A Cricket song
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Magenta's bad but it's the black that sends you down the fraidy hole
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Listen to leftists in Appalachia; they've known exactly who this motherfucker was since his book came out and liberals still loved him.
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living in this country is like being awake on the table
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Sticker Mule is changing their name to MySticker
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Flavored beans are never worth it. Flavor the end product.
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man that's another thing the Japanese do better than us
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"And it has drum sounds, so we won't need the best drummer of a generation in our band anymore!"
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Yeah frequently the perps are operatically fucked in the head. Like mostly.
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the "violence shook this previously peaceful white christian nationalist rally railing against the vermin tainting the blood of the country" stories are going to destroy me
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I know it smell crazy down there
One more Trump photo, since it's striking—by Anna Moneymaker for Getty
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There is going to be a lot of misinformation thrown out there in the next 24 hours, so keep in mind the only confirmed facts are that shots were fired, Trump's ear was bleeding, and a severed two inch penis was left at the podium after Secret Service agents escorted the former president to safety.
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Real or fake, he definitely made a stinky in his drawers
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Wow it's Wonkette! On my daily reading bookmarks list during the Iraq War years. Wish I could remember what Joey Choppers was up to back then
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How many times has the wallet inspector gotten you? Be honest.
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Sometimes your own party squashes you when you're winning in order to kill Medicare for all, true
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If that were true he would have seen the Super Tuesday Screw Job coming in 2020
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"With a campaign he has no interest in fulfilling he can get it done." Love you, Bernie, but you can't tell me you believe any of that about the former Senator from banks
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The one admirable trait Donald Trump has is how reliably he fucks over anybody who wants to help Donald Trump
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I wish every liberal who thought Hillbilly Elegy was deep and moving a very merry log off and reevaluate your life
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If "we have to stop the monster" is sufficient to win, you've now got a party that's going to make sure there's always a monster
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As much as we may wish, my guess is the character is addressed as Himself
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Because a panicked mom grabbed the popcorn bowl in an emergency when they were four and a traumatic puke memory was installed