gloomer worstie

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Big-tittied goth crone.

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i hope wild animals eat all the humans and take back the earth

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[yelling over club music] I said do you think Mr. Peanut’s dick is shaped like a peanut

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In honor of Hillbilly Elegy author JD Vance being named Trump's VP, we're celebrating with a new episode of BIGFEETS, a podcast about a bigfoot-hunting reality show from West Virginia. This week, they fight a Bigfoot that owns a pet Hellhound. No, really: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

@brockway.bsky.social @seanbaby.bsky.social Viktor needs some expert advice.

How many karate kicks should you do at a custody hearing

Finally realized I was thinking of Endor.

Wait. Andor is a person? I thought Andor was a planet.

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Employee of Theseus

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The implied social contract between you and a cat is they get to live in your house and be gross, and you get to bother them a little

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after you die Guy Fieri weighs your heart against a rack of ribs to see if you will be admitted into Flavortown

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Madame Web desperately on MAX like “pls watch me 🥺

Wait. Andor is a person? I thought Andor was a planet.

I'm not into vampire erotica and I do not dig Anne Rice's stuff at all. Keep that in mind when I say the Interview with the Vampire series is incredible. It's like Andor. I could not give a shit about Star Wars but the show itself was simply undeniable.

What Gwyneth Paltrow nonsense is this?

Your move, Hemingway

This prime day, use this tote bag when you shop at a local store that doesn't make its employees piss in bottles. www.effinbirds.com/search?q=bez...

Watching season 1 of Interview with the Vampire again because I barely remember it and I want season 2 to really rip my heart out when I get there.

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Wasn't the whole point of the US that they didn't want to be ruled by a mad king?

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Just listened to this and was reminded of how the final line of the show made me laugh so hard we basically had to end it.

This week @seanbaby.bsky.social wrangles @brockway.bsky.social and guest, @youknowlydia.bsky.social, for the finale of Playing It Straight - the 2004 reality show about hunting secret gays for profit. We allowed this! We did this! There is no such thing as innocence.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 182, Playing It Straight Finale with Lydia Buggsoundcloud.com Seanbaby wrangles Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, for the finale of Playing It Straight - the 2004 reality show about hunting secret gays for profit. We allowed this! We did this! There is no such thi

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Some of you are too young to remember, but this is exactly what it was like to live in 2002. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvJA...

Extreme Ops (2002)www.youtube.com YouTube video by Movies Box

I got a Bed Jet delivered earlier today and I think it’s going to become my entire personality for a while.

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Judith Butlerian Jihad

When you think about it, it's ridiculous that "annoy people until they give you their money and/or data" is the default business model for so much of the internet now.

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The Bigfeet Boys @brockway.bsky.social , @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social watch Season 2, Episode 3 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Eastern Kentucky. Donna was fucking killed in the making of this episode. soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets...

Episode 23 - Wildman vs. Jared Letosoundcloud.com The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 3 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Eastern Kentucky. Donna was fucking killed in the making of this episode.

tbh I’ll take it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Leo: The Alternate Universes you imagine consider you a god. A terrible, capricious, cruel god who cannot be worshiped, only feared.

This has been living rent free in my head all week after a 20-something coworker sent it to me. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNY7wcGB/

TikTok - Make Your Daywww.tiktok.com

This episode was wild. I wish we could re-pitch this show with the improvements they mentioned in the episode.

This week on the Dogg Zzone, @seanbaby.bsky.social invites @brockway.bsky.social and guest @youknowlydia.bsky.social onto the ol' podcast ranch to watch Playing It Straight, the 2000s reality show about hunting gay people for sport. No, seriously! It was a lawless era!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 181, Playing it Straight with Lydia Buggsoundcloud.com Seanbaby invites Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, onto the ol' podcast ranch to watch Playing It Straight, the 2000s reality show about hunting gay people for sport. That's really what it's about! It w

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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

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I wish Hollywood Chaperone was a viable job. Mostly for child actors (under 18) but anyone who wanted one. I also wish there was a division of SAG specifically for young actors to ensure a portion of their earnings went into a trust the child actor could access at 18/21/25/whatever

I just saw someone call a cybertruck an “incel camino” and have never agreed with anything faster in my life.

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I’m feeling kind of saccharine tonight.

Vogons needed therapists.

The best thing about having a therapist is you can read as many poems to them as you want and they legally can’t stop you

We are so desperately alone in our technologically gilded cage that we talk to any Wilson we can find.

The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...