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I will _always_ trust a big butt and a smile
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god i love online
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"And the cause of liberal democracy in Europe, which did NOT die..."
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Just checking out what’s going on
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George Lucas in 1999 making a movie about how the senate and Supreme Court are hopelessly corrupt:
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For 400 likes I will print out this flyer for my show on Friday and stick it in this cybertruck's flaccid windshield wiper thing
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The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...
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after you die Guy Fieri weighs your heart against a rack of ribs to see if you will be admitted into Flavortown
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Not the point! The point is to normalize the idea that Alito should resign and that Roberts is compromised for not demanding it of him. If the tactic works, he resigns. If they resist, the tactic successfully indicts them by popular sovereignty. Either way, we have the basis for reform.
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yeah, it turns out that like 70% of the time A.I. just stands for An Indian
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I WAS going to record "Wah Gwan Delilah" for my next single, but apparently somebody already beat me to it.
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A piece of film criticism I still think about constantly
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"average US worker attends 3 meetings a day" factoid actualy statistical error. Networkings Georg, who lives under hotdesk and uses AI to attend 10,000 simultaneous zoom calls, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
this has to be the least compelling pitch of all time
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my ai girlfriend has a fishing minigame, so who's the loser now
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Good morning to the word "Verschlimmbesserung", which people can use to describe purported upgrades that actually make things worse for the user.
IIRC, she was referencing the “AI Assistant” that is now a part of Adobe Acrobat.
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Never feud with an Italian rapper; they’re all very eager to make a diss album
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There is someone radicalizing our students.
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Massacre of the Innocents in Bethlehem, by Fra Angelico, 1451-52, 📸 via @spittinchiclets
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(posting on mastodon) hearing a lot of people are jealous of my ability to be incredibly condescending and pedantic. but in reality they're envious, not jealous. envy is the feeling of desire for what someone else has, while jealousy is fearing the loss of something one already has. a common mistake
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A Bug’s Life is Beautiful
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Your timeline has been blessed by the extraordinarily rare SMILING REZNOR. Repost to spread his mirth!