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Cmdr. Overbite

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We talking about PRAXIS. Not a theory. Not the theory that I go out there and die for, get into every Internet argument like it’s my last. We talking about PRAXIS. How silly is that?
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Imagine going through the whole Bart Simpson “I Didn’t Do It” lifecycle but for fellatio (young people: ask your favorite Elder Millennial to tell you about when The Simpsons were good)
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Imagine if an inexplicably wealthy 11 year old boy had just learned to draw the “cool S” and then assembled a team of engineers and told them “you have an essentially unlimited budget to make this into a car somehow.” That’s the feeling you get when you first spot a Cybertruck in the wild.
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The motivation for Trump retaining all those classified documents becomes clear
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Cherish your youth while you have it, friends. Be free. Live your life so that your threesomes violently anger a minimum of 20 people per participant
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If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but dont explain it
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THE GEESE POLICE THEY LIVE INSIDE OF MY HEAD THE GEESE POLICE THEY COME TO ME IN MY BED THE GEESE POLICE THEY’RE COMING TO ARREST ME OH NO
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“Everybody knows that buying a vehicle in order to have it drive itself around random streets in a city is exposing your car to obvious risks of theft and vandalism, not to mention exposing you to liability risks out the wazoo. What my business plan presupposes is: maybe it doesn’t?”
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Also the 1789 French national team looked a little more like a
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Every vegetable planted gives you one (1) free bonus vegetable, according to the most reliable guide to agricultural practice ever made:
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all these losers with money are excited to get a 20% return on their stock portfolio when they could be making REAL money guaranteed in the famously lucrative no-effort field of (checks notes) farming
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Weezer’s career has taken a dark turn
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OK, time to prune the ol’ follower list now that it’s hit three digits, so here’s my most zoomer-unfriendly opinion: the well-intentioned push to make the word “retarded” verboten is counterproductive and bad. Let me explain:
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