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Some interesting branding down the street from me right now
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It IS an informative design, but I think they could have given it little dollar sign eyes to be more clear
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Show some respect a pirate just died
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So obviously a pirate estate.
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Feels like there's decades of family rancor in that sign
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“Dad would’ve made me do it again because it’s not centered. Well FUCK YOU DAD”
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My guess would've been teen/college relatives got put in charge of some of the sorting out bc they have bandwidth bc summer, and a few key elements of that set are connoisseurs of too-far jokes.
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Someone SERIOUSLY doesn't want all the family shit
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Poison Estate Sale is my favorite band
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it's certainly one of the more interesting corners of HGTV
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I would definitely go to a pirate estate sale.
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Thrift stores and garage / estate sales are great places to find treasure.
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big cardboard sign that reads HEY SOMEBODY DIED COME GET THEIR STUFF
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we love a pirate estate sale 🏴‍☠️
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if there's no vintage metal albums or pirate shit, it's a clear case of false advertising
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💯 although! I will make an exception for taxidermy, Jenny Hanivers, and the like
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oh man they should’ve called it a “gargghhhage sale”
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Take my like and get out
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My neighbour is currently flying a pirate flag... interesting... Though they have small kids so that might explain it. Thinking of dressing up like a ships captain and knocking on their door wielding a sword and a wooden leg.
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I'm imagining the wooden leg being wielded like a club.
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In my other hand from the sword? Do I have a 🦜 on my shoulder in your mind?
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Yes, dual-wielding. You can have a bird if you want one. I'm about a quarter of the way through my second Pokémon rewatch in a row, though, so I mostly picture Pikachus on shoulders.
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He's dead and now we be selling his booty!!!! Arrrrrrr!!! No early birds or you'll be walking the plank!
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i bought a dead man's leg x-rays at an estate sale for $10 once
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I heard the local police reopened the case on the deceased, exhumed the body, and the coroner changed cause of death to homicide/poisoning ☠️ Sign maker not very intelligent.
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Estate sales are truly the gothest of yard sales
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The deceased was a pirate, obviously.
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That’s how you know nothing is held back
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FIRE* SALE! *cremation
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All Halloween stuff for sale, or is that the required dress code?
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Ooh maybe some good books with potions and whatnot
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I would be on that like a mosquito on the last tourist of the season.
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Do me a favor and pop in to see if they have any good records, k?
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