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Ladies and gentlemen, the political elite.
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Demonstrating how normal and not upset I am by repeatedly raising different flags up the flagpole next to my home and screaming.
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[yelling outside to my wife after Julio goes 0-4 and the Mariners lose 1-0 again] FLIP IT, THE WORLD MUST KNOW
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It's an international sign of distress!
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“Our ass is in the jackpot” I say to my wife as we run out of different flags to raise
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Javy Baez once again starting for the Tigers at short with a .503 OPS, I'm running up 4 upside down Gadsden flags
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Flying a “Come and Take It” flag across the street from Baez’s house. He ended up arguing with a neighbor.
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hmm as a reporter for the Washington Post, I'd better not put in the newspaper that they got mad
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Martha Ann Alito's panicked inner monologue: "One of these fucking flags gotta be not racist but which?"
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Martha grabs the confederate flag from the hall closet. “Not *that* one!” hisses Sam under his breath….
“That’s our indoor flag”
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I am uncomfortably curious about the mysterious second “novelty flag”
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Yeah same. She clearly has a wide range back there.
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A fast-forwarded montage of her pulling different flags out of the closet while her friends nod yes or no and once even do a comic shrug, as “Pretty Woman” plays
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I immediately thought about a flag where when the wind blows it in a certain way it folds over and looks like a naked lady. I now think that someone should make that.
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If it does not say "ask me about my other flag", what are we even doing here?
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I just assume it says “Female Body Inspector” or something like that
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Wait I think I finally have a use for this thing I photoshopped at Roth’s behest years ago
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stand for the filbert flag, kneel for the cross
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sending up another racist flag adn looking back to the journalist for approval like I’m on the price is right
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I just want to know how we can crowdfund paying their neighbors to put up signs year-round, I bet we can knock out a year or two of their property taxes pretty easily
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"this one is because they watered my plants too heavily when i went on vacation, this is because they left their christmas lights on too far into january, this is because i don't like the pattern they mow their lawn, this is for closing their blinds when i am spying on them"
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Getting involved in Semaphore Beef in my beach community.
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raising my novelty flag to stick it to the lame stream media
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Jenny Slate is gonna knock this role out of the park.
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We knew Martha had a personality disorder when she cried during her husband's nomination hearing, as it was revealed he was a member of a racist, misogynist organization, Concerned Princeton Alumni.
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No idea why the neighbors have a dispute with this delightful person
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They must be difficult
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At least we have the satisfaction of knowing Alito is far more miserable that he can make any of us
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but goddamn can she hoist a flag fuckin' fast
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She seems as good a neighbor as Rand Paul.
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Why are there no interviews with these people?! I want to know everything about them, and to hold them close to my bosom and cherish them forever.
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Hearing the dialogue and envisioning the body language here in that stilted delivery style characteristic of mid-career David Lynch. Jeffrey's Aunt Barbara in Blue Velvet, Jack Nance in Twin Peaks, that sort of thing
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There was a fish... in the Percolator!
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Yeah she was going Grace Zabriskie Mode for sure.
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Mentally you picture my flag, but I have not told you the type of flag which I have!
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What is this still from? Ha ha ha.
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The alt text will tell all
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Oh THANKS I forgot about the alt text!
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Everything’s big in Texas!