Delanie

Delanie

@delrex.bsky.social

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Terribly short and terribly rude. She/her. I bake, I write, I read, I rant.

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I called my mother, *weeping* about what the Supreme Court hearing said, and she told me Jesus Christ is coming and it will all be OK. So there's that.

Happy Pride! 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈#SFPride #BayAreaPride #AllysaurusRex

You've heard of grapeshot? Last night I made a watermelon frag grenade. Chefhubby says the frozen watermelon chunks were too big but all I know is when I hit the power button the blades on the Vitamix rotated twice, lid shot up and the watermelon, it raineth down. Walls, ceiling, my bra. EVERYWHERE.

Made the mistake of telling my landlord who lets me garden I really want to grow a poison garden and they put the kibosh on that "we have children in the building" Well they shouldn't be eating my fucking flowers madam

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Florida passed a 25-foot-buffer law last month (it takes effect in January 2025). How many other states are working on this?

If I were worried about creeping fascism in America, I would honestly worry a bit more about this sort of thing. www.politico.com/news/2024/05...

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The UK's ban on puberty blockers includes an exemption for every use other than gender dysphoria — i.e. cis kids will continue to get them with no outcry about side effects or medical evidence. It's clear what this is really about. t.co/JVGu6DdCbz

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SCOTUS: If a single person commits an illegal act at a mass protest, the organizer is liable Also SCOTUS: Trump did nothing wrong on J6

The Supreme Court effectively abolishes the right to mass protest in three US states

The Supreme Court effectively abolishes the right to mass protest in three US stateswww.vox.com It is no longer safe to organize a protest in Louisiana, Mississippi, or Texas.

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This bill represents one of the most dramatic and terrifying expansions of government surveillance authority in history. I will do everything in my power to stop it from passing in the Senate.

House votes to reapprove law allowing warrantless surveillance of US citizenswww.theguardian.com Fisa allows for monitoring of foreign communications, as well as collection of citizens’ messages and calls

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Republicans on SCOTUS wrote 26 pages of preening about "major questions of national importance" (Kavanaugh, p. 5) to justify using an extraordinary procedure to reinstate an anti-trans law with no purpose except to prevent <1,000 minors in Idaho from receiving medical care.

The Supreme Court has allowed Idaho officials to temporarily enforce a strict statewide ban on gender-affirming care for most minors, in one of the first such cases to reach the nation’s highest court.

Supreme Court permits Idaho to enforce ban on gender-affirming care for minors | CNN Politicscnn.it The Supreme Court on Monday allowed Idaho officials to temporarily enforce a strict statewide ban on gender-affirming care for most minors, in one of the first such cases to reach the nation’s highest...

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Here’s #LeverageRedemption writer Jamey Perry, waiting in the airport because American Air lost BOTH her wheelchairs. This problem is endemic, systemic, and bullshit. All the airlines lose and break mobility devices with startling casualness.

HERE WE FREAKING GO AGAIN I’m stuck in the Richmond VA Airport, where I have flown for the @NWBA’s National Championships WITHOUT EITHER OF THE WHEELCHAIRS I BOARDED WITH IN LOS ANGELES @AmericanAir how did you lose ALL my mobility for the weekend????? #FlyingWhileDisabled

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when I was in college this utter prick used to leave long, incomprehensible critiques in the guest-log of our school's art gallery; he loved doing this so much that he'd go back to read his own entries and recite them to anyone nearby. finally, I began replying under a pseudonym: Murky Jennings.

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Every day they invent new ways to use technology that suck even more than before.

A few New York City restaurants are using virtual staff members, who greet customers via Zoom from the Philippines. Some see a model ripe for abuse: The remote workers are paid $3 an hour, their management company said, while the minimum wage in the city is $16. www.nytimes.com/2024/04/11/n...

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Sarah is one of my closest friends and her fucking nightmare cartoon villain of an ex-husband has stolen her dog -- PNW pals especially, please share/keep a look out if you are able FB post: www.facebook.com/535177572/po... Insta post: www.instagram.com/p/C5o4lhKv6pV/

Sarah Emilywww.facebook.com STOLEN DOG, please share to help! If you know me, you know how much I love my dog Cosmo and everything we do together, from volunteering to hiking to couch napping. Unfortunately, my soon to be ex....

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NEW Statement directly from Chef Jose Andres in response to his aid workers who were killed in an Israeli military strike. Statements from the IDF and World Central Kitchen are on my timeline.

1. NEW Palestinian media orgs are saying that Israeli air strikes killed five aid workers, some of whom are foreign nationals, from Chef Jose Andres World Central Kitchen. The videos being distributed show medical workers holding up their passports which include Australia, Poland, and the UK.

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Australian among four foreign aid workers killed in Gaza www.1news.co.nz/2024/04/02/a...

Australian among four foreign aid workers killed in Gazawww.1news.co.nz Staff showed the passports of three of the dead, including an Australian document.

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@washingtonpost: World Central Kitchen, a nonprofit by celebrity chef José Andrés, responded to reports that several of its employees in Gaza had been killed by an Israeli strike. Photos appearing to show the killed aid workers circulated social media. For live updates: https://t.co/SzNOBIvQzN

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@ABC: Four foreign aid workers were killed Monday in Gaza during an Israel Defense Forces attack, according to World Central Kitchen. https://t.co/Z9oMqC7CyU

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Does the idea of Cozy Horror appeal to you? Do you like the prospect of being gently spooked with a weird little ghost mystery? Well then HEADS UP ye gentlefolks, because CINDERWICH is still on deep discount through B&N... just enter DIAMOND25 at checkout for a fat 25% off the cover price!

Cinderwich|Paperbackwww.barnesandnoble.com “Who put Ellen in the blackgum tree?” Decades after trespassing children spotted the desiccated corpse wedged in the treetop, no one knows the answer. Kate Thrush and her former college professor, Dr...

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As we all know, poor people faced with a traffic ticket or something can simply tell a judge "I cannot pay this and I think it is unfair" and the fine is immediately reduced by 60 percent

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Layleen Polanco died in solitary confinement on Rikers Island because she couldn't afford $500 bail

Breaking News: Donald Trump was handed a lifeline as a New York court lowered his bond to $175 million, while he appeals the $454 million judgment against him in his civil fraud case. Trump has 10 days to obtain the bond.

Trump Can Post Smaller Bond in Civil Fraud Case, Court Ruleswww.nytimes.com The former president must post a bond of $175 million within 10 days as he appeals the $454 million judgment against him.

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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ

I feel like maybe I need to talk to a professional about this feeling I get, the inescapable conviction I am constantly being watched...

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have a mason jar with candle wax stuck in the bottom? try putting it in the freezer for two years forgetting it's there and then when it eventually falls out and smashes everywhere you can throw both the broken glass and the wax in the trash. follow me for more homemaking tips

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Already wrote yesterday about how little policy there is in the GOP primary, but at every stop Haley says she’ll approve the Keystone XL pipeline, which TC Energy canceled two and a half years ago.

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Trump hired his daughter. Guiliani put his son in the White House. George W wouldn’t have gotten to the primary without George HW. ~1/3 of Congress had a parent in politics. Mitt wouldn’t exist without George Romney’s name & money. Gorsuch’s mom. And so on. Nepotism is the GOP way. (Gift link)

Nathan Wade, embattled prosecutor in Georgia Trump case, has little prosecution experiencewapo.st The accusations against Fulton County District Attorney Fani T. Willis and Nathan Wade, the special prosecutor she hired, have threaten to upend the case against Trump and his allies.

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Happy holidays everyone

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if you say "Chekhov's penis" there's no way to know if you're talking about a penis that's been introduced in act 1 or anton chekhov's dick

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Important to remember that while Kissinger was a bloodthirsty liar, relentlessly cruel and callous in the prosecution of both an illegal war and overthrowing democratically elected leaders, manifesting nightmare atrocities that make the mind reel still... He was also a real piece of shit that guy.🎈