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@runoldman.bsky.social

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Wannabe comedian, Veteran, Boricua Bills Mafia 🇺🇲🇵🇷

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FEISTY😈 @crzyfkinworld.bsky.social · a day
#SonyaMassey POC will never be safe until we have systemic change.
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Holly Brolightly @hollyholightly.bsky.social · a day
natural born shitposters
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futurejeff[migo]🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol · a day
He could have done a real life Vance Refrigeration instead of all this nonsense
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · a day
J.D. Vance in a furniture store is the new kid in a candy store.
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Holly Brolightly @hollyholightly.bsky.social · a day
a bachelorette-level girls’ weekend would fix me
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · a day
Any time I have an intrusive thought, I shake my head violently from side to side like a mentally ill etch-a-sketch.
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BBKitty @bbkitty.bsky.social · a day
Dick so big, you need a sectional…
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futurejeff[migo]🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol · a day
I’m responsible for making sure people pay to plug-in their car. I’m in charge of charging for charging.
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · a day
mooooommmm, everyone's mad at me for this joke i made on the internetttttt
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · a day
JD Vance’s dick probably covered in crumbs and loose change
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Ƙappa @dopeshow.bsky.social · a day
I'm like if a clam wearing a Texas bolo tie was a person
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · a day
I’ll go barefooted w my ankle bracelets stacked—this way no one can say I didn’t come w a warning.
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Holly Brolightly @hollyholightly.bsky.social · a day
gonna take a little nap and I’ll be *so* mad if my TL was full men’s hands and forearms when I wake up. nothing disgusts me more than having those shoved in m-
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Hollywood Hill @hollywoodhill.bsky.social · a day
Saying "yes chef" to my cat every time he meows at me while I'm preparing the wet food
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · a day
Yesterday I heard lil kids playing Marco Polo in the distance & I instantly forgot the World is falling apart. Anything is possible.
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BBKitty @bbkitty.bsky.social · a day
A frontal lobotomy would fix me
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · a day
Sorry I’m late br0, but what r politics? Just kiddin—don’t tell me
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Bubbly T 🫧🇨🇦 @bubblyt.bsky.social · a day
Life is short Eat her cookie 😏
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Dude @obscured.bsky.social · a day
Every time I hit the “task activation” button I imagine I’m in charge of Operation Treadstone and am about to send Jason Bourne on an assignment.
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Dude @obscured.bsky.social · a day
What card game triggered the Manchurian Candidate? Or was it a specific card… can’t recall which may be a sign I should rewatch it at some point huh
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · a day
Someone once thought about deep frying cake batter, I just want to have one of those lucid moments.
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · a day
*after sex Me: God, you’re amazing. That felt so good. Her: It was… bleak.
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kimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social · a day
Don’t take it personal if I’m just not feeling it...I don’t have the fucking energy to shit butterflies and piss rainbows today just so you’re comfortable around me.
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Wicked Hoodie Girl @nicebutnot.bsky.social · a day
it’s hotter when you look in my eyes but whatever babe
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Dude @obscured.bsky.social · a day
My caffeine:hydro:nicotine ratios are a little off
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · a day
Yes hello hi Genie, I would like a fuzzy white bikini like Jayne Mansfield, some baby oil & a lifetime supply of sunflower seeds.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2 hr
Sometimes people change . . . and become the person they said they would never become.
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Dude @obscured.bsky.social · a day
I think I’d be a good podcast sidekick 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔
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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social · a day
It’s shocking to me that none of the turtles in my pond wear top hats or monocles.
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · a day
You see two scorpions together, they're either mating or one of them is being eaten by the other. There's a lesson in there somewhere, but I haven't figured out what.