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Editor of Indignity.net. This Bluesky is about the Machines.
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Times Opinion manages to condescend to both its writers and its readers by refusing to actually edit the right-wing op-eds
man you have to provide “support” for stuff like this, you can’t just say that, what are we doing here www.nytimes.com/2024/07/05/o...
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The problem with my old boss is that he's just too high-minded!
Sorry, this doesn't cut it: "The court is motivated by statesmanship, which the country sorely needs today. The problem is that this statesmanship is a form of the kind of outcome-oriented policymaking that the court disparages in other contexts."
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Sorry, this doesn't cut it: "The court is motivated by statesmanship, which the country sorely needs today. The problem is that this statesmanship is a form of the kind of outcome-oriented policymaking that the court disparages in other contexts."
Best to read the entire oped, as it's critical of the Court's rulings on cases related to Trump. Closes with "When dealing with Mr. Trump in particular, the court is so sure that our other institutions cannot be trusted that it fails to look in the mirror."
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Bringing you the expert beat reporter’s inside dope on what 51,300,000 people saw on TV last week
Again, not even getting into personalities, if your sources are so good where were you and they a year ago
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Again, not even getting into personalities, if your sources are so good where were you and they a year ago
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Manchin is 76 fucking years old.
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Obviously Ross Douthat doesn't want any Democrat to win but it's funny to see the guy whose No. 1 publishable opinion is that Americans need to have more babies pretend to go for the guy who blew up the child tax credit
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Step down for the birthday boys
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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.
Reports: Brazil police have indicted Jair Bolsonaro for money laundering and criminal association
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Haven't changed the parts where he describes himself as abstinent from voting and as one of "those of us who remain on the wagon," i.e. a habitual nonvoter
Lmao they just changed the title of the piece from “Why I don’t vote” to “Why I won’t vote” rather than tell readers that the guy actually does vote
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Matthew Walther is the gender-neutral Phyllis Schlafly
It's not just that it's a piece against voting, it's a fake world-weary article about how civic disengagement is good from a guy with radical reactionary politics who spends his life doing advocacy (including publishing this op-ed in the New York Times)
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It's not just that it's a piece against voting, it's a fake world-weary article about how civic disengagement is good from a guy with radical reactionary politics who spends his life doing advocacy (including publishing this op-ed in the New York Times)
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“First they came for the socialists and I was like this rules this guy over here can help you they call him the Socialist Eater I’ll give you his @.”
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The "...and I did not speak out" part of Niemöller seems agonizingly quaint now
This is the most fucked up shit Tablet has ever done
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Watched the movies have you not
Ah, right, Yoda, the old guy who shriveled up and died and left his shaky understudy to beat the evil Empire alone
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Ah, right, Yoda, the old guy who shriveled up and died and left his shaky understudy to beat the evil Empire alone
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All these centrist Let's Have an Emergency Pageant of Democracy takes fall apart at the slightest contact with outside reality, but this part can't even hold up on its own terms!
Anne Applebaum here is arguing that 1. Trump is a senile gibbering idiot so therefore 2. the Democrats must distract the public from paying attention to him
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Anne Applebaum here is arguing that 1. Trump is a senile gibbering idiot so therefore 2. the Democrats must distract the public from paying attention to him
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Not saying which domain's behavior flowed into which but it's striking how you used to get one All-Star ballot when you went to the ballpark and pick the players you thought were best, and now the TV crew tells viewers to stuff the online ballot box with a straight team ticket as often as you can
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Also thank goodness Trump has never pardoned and restored rank to court martialed war criminals, I guess our worries were for nothing
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"Don't worry, if the president imprisons his political enemies, you can still get a writ of habeas corpus." "But to prove that's why you've been imprisoned requires proof of..." "Presidential motive!" "And under Trump v US, presidential motive is..." "Inadmissible!"
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if your instinct is "calm down, surely this is an exaggeration," allow me to assure you that it's really not
"Don't worry, if the president imprisons his political enemies, you can still get a writ of habeas corpus." "But to prove that's why you've been imprisoned requires proof of..." "Presidential motive!" "And under Trump v US, presidential motive is..." "Inadmissible!"
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Also a little more subtly “SEAL Team Six” is the framework here because it was the original shockingly funny hypothetical but none of this military law stuff applies if he just sends the Marshals to kill someone—which, again, he already bragged he did
constitutional lawyers use your fucking brain challenge www.politico.com/news/2024/07...
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Indignity Vol. 4, No. 110, Royal Flush. In honor of the Supreme Court majority's minority's reminder that people with absolute immunity were one of big things our national forebears got fed up with 248 years ago this week, we present a very special gallery of KINGS: www.indignity.net/royal-flush/
Royal Flushwww.indignity.net Indignity Vol. 4, No. 110
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Anyway back on the particular topic it sure seems like the part about how Biden got way worse all of a sudden is what I would probably scrape together if I were a team of four New York Times White House reporters trying to explain how we all got entirely blindsided by the debate
Their MeToo stuff was full of this, reporting that like somebody had two dates that were rude and uncomfortable, said something that an underling interpreted as hostile, and oh yeah sexually assaulted someone else
Biden’s Lapses Are Said to Be Increasingly Common and Worrisomewww.nytimes.com People who have spent time with President Biden over the last few months or so said the lapses appear to have grown more frequent, more pronounced and, after Thursday’s debate, more worrisome.