"In this paper, the authors will show that the purported death by strangulation of Jabba, a large adult Hutt male, is highly unlikely given known Hutt physiology and that..."
It's like when the 2020 Trump campaign called themselves the Death Star: an astronomically expensive instrument of planetary genocide blown up by a teenager flying with his eyes closed.
Much like Yoda, Biden will spend his next confrontation with a foe somersaulting improbably around the room, before getting pantsed and slinking off to a swamp for 20 years, leaving the rest of the galaxy to deal with the fascists
The presumption that Biden's campaign is being floated by eleven year old straw donors is preposterous. Everyone knows 11s are popping in the campaign numerology because they're this close to getting Christopher Guest to sign off on a "Take it to 11" PAC that already secured Millie Bobby Brown.
Yoda was asleep at the wheel and kept the knowledge that the grand army of the republic was built at the behest of the sith under wraps. He’s more like the NYT than anything else
Who was that skeezy little bat-eared guy who cackled every time Jabba did something evil? Heironimous Pest or Lecherous Dex or something like that.
Who are we picking for that role in a Jabba = Trump world?
There's a place in northern Washington called Skagit County, pronounced "Skah-JIHT" with a soft blend between the syllables, but when I first saw it I said "SKAG-it!"
"SKAG-it" ought to be that little guy's name.
No disrespect intended to the good people of the real Skagit County, Washington.
They pivoted to Star Wars after thinking Biden needs a Theoden moment returning to vitality having been freed by Gandalf from Wormtongue's manipulations, but they realized that'd probably be read as someone like Sanders being Gandalf and the people having this conversation being the Wormtongues.
