Wait, I'm sorry, so the story is that the ship hit the bridge because of diversity, and if cops had been there they could have stopped the ship hitting the bridge, but they were defunded, and also the bridge got hit because it was woke?
Please don't be so ignorant. The cops would have shot the boat to death, preventing it from hitting the bridge, but they weren't there to do so because of woke.
*a single cop, tear streaming down his cheek, seeing the boat approaching the bridge, playing Candy Crush as hard as he can trying to prevent the collision*
Cops today couldn't to shoot the boat to stop it because the bote did DEI which means if they shoot the bott they'll be called racist and get arrested by George Soros DAs.
You forgot about Sydney Sweeney. I'm not sure how she factors in, but it makes as much sense as all the other fake culture war nonsense they're spouting, so may as well include her too.
They used to have billboards mounted on the side of the bridge centered between the two support posts with Sweeney on them in a cleavage-revealing photo, so her woke-killing boobs naturally would steer the gaze and boat of any captain towards them and away from the posts.
However, this is going to result in one hell of a Well There's Your Problem The God Damn News segment, which is always something to look forward to (unless it is about infrastructural disasters caused by societal decline, alas)
If the woke people didn’t defund the cops, the cops would have shot so many bullets at the boat that the boat would have deflected and missed the bridge.
The bridge was built in 1972, a famously woke year dominated by the Baltimore DEI cabal. Global shipping companies (who are smuggling the drugs/immigrants/crime/wokeness into our cities) have finally taken their wokeness too far! If Trump was there--a very fine pilot, the best--he would've fixed it.
If all the boat experts who are making fun of this had spent less time learning critical race theory and more time learning critical ship theory, they'd understand that a well-trained cop could've shot a hole in the hull and sank the ship sink before it hit the bridge.
Do these Geniuses somehow think that a ship registered to Sri Lanka would be manned by white guys for some reason? And the only reason why they had an Indian crew was Dei or something?
The captain of the boat was prevented from turning because the rest of the crew kept on snapping their fingers in protest over the captain saying he once visited Chick-fil-a.
My Kaelynnnn was 188th place to become captain of the ship.
But then a woke person showed up and took 187th place.
Clearly my little one had her job stolen from her.
This far into a shipping channel approaching a port, the boat was likely piloted by a local expert pilot. They are going to be devastated when it turns out that is was Frank Sobotka’s cousin that crashed the ship. Though it will be an opportunity for transvestigators.
