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hell yeah they should definitely run with this one
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"The Woke Mob is trying to take away our lead poisoning."
YOU VILL DRINK ZE LEAD UND BE HAPPY
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Lead pipes and Putin are good, Disney and football are bad.
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of course the RETVRN crew wants to stick with the lead plumbing that slowly killed rome
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And eating ice cream is, like, tOtaLlY gAy!!!
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microdosing lead to own the libs
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If you want to know who killed Kris, it was Blitzy in the Conservatory with the lead pipe
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Kris turns to see Blitzy, arm raised overhead wielding a lead pipe menacingly as his silhouette was captured on the floor by the flash of lightning. Kris knowingly opens his mouth wide and tilts his head back, as he had so many times before to get to his position. Blitzy hesitates a moment before -
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"Real Americans WANT lead in their tap water" is certainly a stance to take.
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Me, years ago: Republicans are a Death Cult! Me, today: Ah, geez. That's... really too far, Death Cult.
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you can pry the lead pipes from my cold, dead hands (died of lead poisoning)
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the right to be lead poisoned... another American right Biden is stealing from our children
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he's a hypocrite too, because they used to give lead out to kids in schools when he was a kid. I think.
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Kobach has fond memories of licking the still fresh lead paint off the walls of his childhood home. Pls respect his sincerity of belief
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Fewer lead pipes means fewer Republican voters
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Not on a timeline that really helps us, outside of very high doses, anyway…
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Sadly, it really means dead and ill poor folks, usually people of color.
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Ah yes the speculative benefits of less lead
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I've got an idea that involves Kris Kobach and a length of lead pipe, but it might get me suspended from Bsky
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Suspended by Bluesky but lauded as a hero by its denizens.
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I honestly feel bad for the guy. Imagine being put in a position where you feel like you have to argue that lead in the water is . . . good, somehow. MAGA gamesmanship makes people say and do some pretty stupid things.
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If he were a normal person, I would agree with you, but I think this is about 1/10,000th of the public humiliation Kris Kobach specifically deserves.
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I am a Kansan you are absolutely correct.
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Kobach is one of the architects of the landscape where Republicans feel like they have to defend lead poisoning, so in the unlikely case that he wonders how he got here, he only has to look in the mirror.
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i live in kansas do not ever feel bad for this man he lives to say stuff like this
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it's like the dril tweet about ISIL you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to kris kobach"
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yeah he is one of the worst people in the united states he spearheaded the team that obliterated the budget of the KDSS (dept of social services) and replaced it with the much less effective KDCF (dept of children and families)
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Kobach, Rick Scott, etc make me so mad at the folks who say shit like "Trump corrupted the GOP which was fine before he came along" Trump is a symptom of the same shit that's been going on for decades
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it is because a lot of democrats local to the states looked at how Brownback slashed public funding for everything and got all horny for it like, Cuomo proposed Brownback style cuts to NY food stamps a few years back
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Everything I read about Kobach feels like a new low (often because it is)
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“Donald Trump is going to lead this country, starting with our water supply!”
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I don't. Remember the Election Committee? What he's done to Kansas? He requires mocking.
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he wasn't "put" there, he raised money and spent his time working to be there.
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And another thing, when I was a kid we had radiators in my house that flaked off the most delicious paint. But the man at the store says they don't make it anymore. If Biden won't help me get some I'll vote for someone who will!
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what states rights? what states rights?? no really, i want to know.
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Hey guess who benefits from no lead in pipes that’s right unborn babies
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You would not believe how often men think about the Roman Empire. Not the lead plumbing theory though.
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“Re-lead our gasoline!” — Kris Kobach
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The ROI on lead abatement is huge. It's one of the best ways that government can spend money.
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"Down with recreational sex! Up with lead pipes!" is the winning message for 2024.
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Speculative benefits of not having lead in drinking water.
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You’ll have to pry my lead pipes from my cold dead hands
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can't drink nasty water from a hose anymore due to Woke
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state's right to unsafe drinking water
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So "state's rights" means getting lead poisoning?