Michael Tae Sweeney: Fire Merrick Garland and replace him with like, Jeff Tiedrich. Couldn't do any worse and has some significant upside if it works out.

Fire Merrick Garland and replace him with like, Jeff Tiedrich. Couldn't do any worse and has some significant upside if it works out.

The most unhinged Blue MAGA lib you can find and just see if they can throw some shit at the problem before November.

arm the winemoms

Sonoma couldn’t handle the siege

date night at the liberal-coded shooting range to permanent Democratic majority pipeline

Establish the Federal Department Of Ridding Me Of This Turbulent Priest

Okay but he has to remain just as active online

Read this as “Fire Merrick Garland and replace him with Jeff Tweedy” and was like, sure, couldn’t hurt.

also couldn't do any worse and we'll probably wind up with a decent album out of it.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, amiright?

Supreme Wilcourt

I was rushing to tag you in this.

I came down here just to tag you if you weren’t already

Release every bit of intelligence on Trump's criminal and treasonous acts, distributed in an unstoppable way (worldwide internet drops), because then there's no time for some freakass Trump judge to rule he can't do it. And of course he can't be prosecuted for it.

Mark Hamill, George takei, or Stephen King as FBI director?

George please. As someone who suffered greatly under American law, I think he's got the right perspective

AG Elie Mystal.

I will say about attorney general the same thing I’ve been saying about ICE director: Joe Biden should appoint me, personally. I am literally qualified. And I will crush the goddamn Nazis.

Honestly, made fun of the dude in like 2020 for being, like, kinda artless? But at this point maybe we need a guy who can just get up and say "Actually, sir, it's bad to be evil" like he's the first person to ever realize it

I am on board with that. Hell, have "Copmala" make an appearance and have it be her thing to work with AG BlueMAGA to go after every idiot who smoked up with a gun nearby (Rand Paul easily did this)

did @brendelbored.bsky.social hijack your account

Funny, but Biden should fire Garland and make Adam Schiff the acting AG, then meet with him today to discuss speeding up all Trump & J6 charges and prosecutions, because the SCOTUS clearly said he is allowed to do this. Eric Holder’s head must be exploding.

Replacing Merrick Garland with Eric Garland is too perfect though. Game Theory AG!

The press would literally not notice

Sally Yates would be good.

Replace him with Jack Smith!!

I don't think the attorney general is allowed to cuss unless its discussing an official act

Marc Elias.

Garland is largely responsible for the annihilation of the American legal system and I'm not charitable enough to chalk it up to incompetence or naivety. He's one of these scumbag traitors and he wants to be pals with them after Trump comes back to power.

They'd 100% choose the Krassensteins.

Drone strikes and Seal Teams are fun to talk about, but if Biden isn't giving some pretty explicit directions to DoJ today since the Court's opinion affirms that is an official POTUS action, then I don't know what we're even doing here.

Should have had Eliot Spitzer all along.

cannot wait for the 1000 year pax americana of generalissimo tiedrich and his clones

Commander is right there and he already bites cops.

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