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Good news, the law is now optional.
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Me: [hands over hold up note] Bank teller: so it’s a robbery Me: yeah but SCOTUS says only Congress can decide if it’s a crime, unless it’s some racist thing then it’s a states rights thing, so “law” is just like whatever now Teller: that tracks [starts putting cash in sack]
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"Law applies only if it benefits Trump or the GOP"
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Someone tell Colorado so they can tell SCOTUS to fuck off a la Texas and the razor wire.
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By that time, his brain will be a mush, and he will be controlled by Elmo's brain interface.
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"Good news, the law is now optional" if you're obscenely rich, a politician, a judge, a cop or - in many cases - a bigoted pale-skinned man.
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brb mailing some live scorpions WITHOUT the purposes of medical research use or the manufacture of antivenin.
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As the Founders intended ✊
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* major income restrictions apply
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It was already going to be hard to try and explain why following the law and why we make laws to my kid given the current state of the US. What am I supposed to do aside from saying, "well specifically you need to follow this law because you don't have enough money and they'll kill you otherwise."
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Looks like someone else in the thread came up with the solution for you. bsky.app/profile/saxo...
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It's cliche but... “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition…There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
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Nope, there's still so much to expose.
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That's not new. It's been like that for a while now. It only applies to anyone that doesn't make millions, and heavily targets anyone who isn't white, cis, and male. As a standard, any law who's penalty is a fine is a law only for the poor. Work your way up from there.
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Someone saw this poster and thought it was a law review article.
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Always was if you had the money.
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Sweet, can we have a Purge night?
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The fact that Trump got to the White House in the first place sort of indicates it always was for certain people. (Trumps.)
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We kind forget that the whole plot of "Judgement at Nuremberg" was how the Allies needed to hold the German Courts accountable for how they full throatedly aided the Nazi's in rounding up Jews and others for the Camps and nobody cared because "Communism."
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Hahaha not for us, Ben. Just for the GOP.
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Does this mean the Feds can step in to veto state-level federal election procedures? For example, can the Feds require vote-by-mail in all states for all federal elections using a standardized ballot? 😈 That will at least return the question to SCOTUS quickly.
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See you all at the Purge Rally! *sobs uncontrollably*
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So I have to watch those movies now?
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Just the first fifteen minutes of one.
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The "Constitution" is more of a suggestion box, really.
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I, for one, congratulate our new overlords, six out of the nine Supremes.
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it's not a law if it's optional lol
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Goes to the highest bidder.
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I’m immune anyway.
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Optional, unless you are a Democrat in which case it applies to you 140%.
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It does not read well for the next SC case involving Trump to say the least
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I don't think I have enough money to pay for the new law dlc though