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Just a couple of amateurs popping off. Take a look.
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 8 days
Why are we surprised all of a sudden?
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 14 days
How about: “Survivor, Immigrant Camp Edition”? Or “So You Wanna Not Die of Ectopic Pregnancy”? That’d make great TV and politics will be interesting again.
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 14 days
And yes, one was a candidate confessing to sexual assault; the other is a guy who stuttered. Also: “if I drop out, we’ll have LBJ-68, but with an openly fascist authoritarian. What do you think I shall do?” Sounds perfectly plausible
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 14 days
If you actually get killed by a Presidential order, you… uh, you get a Panera gift card? Somehow Mike Pence doesn’t think my joke is funny at all
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 14 days
I really think Greta Thunberg should try this approach. Much more efficient than blocking an entrance to a building
Reply toAvatar Tom Wrongbottom 🍦
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 14 days
The left hates her already for her “tough on crime” policies
Reply toAvatar Daniel Gilmore
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 14 days
Can we have a button that automatically says this of most online posters?
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 15 days
Hey, you!
Reply toAvatar The Volatile Mermaid
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 15 days
“I thought it was about some lady’s emails” That’s 2016. “I always get those confused! Is it because I’m not good at numbers? No, honey. Because the media secretly loves Nazis
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 15 days
Newsflash. Trump did. He also ordered ICE to use all means (deadly force) to round up migrants in 2017
Reply toAvatar Emma Evans
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 15 days
Do people really think that the only thing that stopped killing protesters was Trump thinking “wait! I don’t have immunity to do this. I better tell them not to”
Reply toAvatar Matt Novak
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 15 days
Pfft, lawyers! What do they know? That’s why I always consul tech reporters before going to court
Reply toAvatar Michael Paulauski
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 15 days
Yes. The one charge that’s affected by SCotUS’ decision is not sending forces to stop the riot.
Reply toAvatar Peter Sagal
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 16 days
“Attorney General Deadpool”
Reply toAvatar Media Matters for America
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 16 days
Biden is king according to Newsmax?
Reply toAvatar Cooper Lund
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 16 days
So Biden can discuss with DOJ how to prosecute Donnie?
Reply toAvatar Matthew Downhour
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 16 days
This is the first intelligent post I’ve read all morning
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 16 days
If by "us" they mean "the Murdoch family," then it has. Every time they blame anything in diversity, a white man gives them money
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 17 days
Assuming all those bird tales make each note an 8th? (I’m aware we’ll have a time signature that’d make Frank Zappa dizzy)
Reply toAvatar Lord Businessman II
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 17 days
The second paragraph of this post should be NYT’s official slogan
Reply toAvatar Proof of Burden
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 17 days
Is "gamma" supposed to be Chris Chan?
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 18 days
Google Dr Elizabeth Landsverk
Reply toAvatar Michael Paulauski
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 18 days
That account has become a descendent into madness from a while ago
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 20 days
Didn't know Disney was working on a remake of Utopia
Reply toAvatar Miles Grant
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 22 days
“Prominent pathologist” is Michael Baden. That’s like bringing Einstein to grade your physics test
Reply toAvatar Seth Cotlar
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 22 days
Biden: “I support debt forgiveness because nobody likes a loan shark—or any type of shark. My opponent perhaps has something to say about sharks”
Reply toAvatar Seth Cotlar
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 23 days
Seth and The Rest of the American People is an amazing name for a rock band
Reply toAvatar Ed Zitron
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 24 days
No. It doesn’t. I’ve been trying to find the website of Welsh actor Mqtthee Macganinqther and it keeps taking me to that Dazed and Confused guy
Reply toAvatar Joshua Erlich
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 24 days
Fernando Botero “Leda and the Swan” He has several bronzes of that theme
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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social · 1 mo
And the 20th Century. The whole “is the cat dead and alive?” is a diss track without beats